the Marlu conflict: an early timeline from Jaeden's perspective / list of my kills.

[Gnomad]

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hth

[IorakeWarhammer]

your loss

[Fortybox]

ok you get jaedawg in his troll cave fapping

HAWT!!

[IorakeWarhammer]

just read through the final product and did final proofreading. if nothing else, a great history of my summer of gaming. some days were just ruthless murders one after another. LOVE IT!!!!!

[GodSatan]

I actually appreciate this rundown, indeed the "clips of you killing Mordechai (Mordie) / the special ed Marlu clan" was tl:dr and I was keeping out of it, getting my lowbie levels in Vaalor (late to the Shattered party)

I gotta say, it does put a different "Jaeden" perspective on it from what I assumed from my brief reading about it, and it actually looks like a pretty interesting Gemstone Event. It was certainly the only thing going on in Shattered besides the mindless AFK scripting, and I'm bummed that I missed out on it, but I've been dutifully grinding out my levels, and I hope to play a part in whatever Round 2 of this debacle turns out to be!

I also have to admit, this post almost hints at actual intelligence, which unfortunately proves you are simply the biggest troll ever, it was more fun to think you were actually as retarded at Michaelous.

[IorakeWarhammer]

I truly appreciate your input and compliment. I put some effort into this out of my love for the game and my love for entertaining you guys.

And.. I have a feeling that although there is a lull in Shattered now, the fun is far from over.

[Tisket]

You gesture at Mooch.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Mooch! Several of the thorns jab into her!
... hits for 10 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Great shot penetrates thigh and shatters bone!
She is knocked to the ground!
She is stunned!
... hits for 40 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Strong strike, punctures lung!

* Mooch drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Oops again! I never had access to the SPY channel so I didn't know he was the mole.

Actually some of the funnier moments was having some of the Vanguard people trying to kill Mooch. Making her a Vanguard KOS was part of the plan. And I might even have developed a slight crush on Bhaal during a few episodes in Landing. Such a funny guy.

Anyway, are you really surprised that we didn't share this secret with you? You've shown an enormous lack of self-control here on the boards. We weren't about to trust you with a secret. Sorry dude.

[Donquix]

Actually some of the funnier moments was having some of the Vanguard people trying to kill Mooch. Making her a Vanguard KOS was part of the plan. And I might even have developed a slight crush on Bhaal during a few episodes in Landing. Such a funny guy.

Anyway, are you really surprised that we didn't share this secret with you? You've shown an enormous lack of self-control here on the boards. We weren't about to trust you with a secret. Sorry dude.

[Some Rogue]

This is very appropriate considering the size of Mooch's twat and how this all came out.

[Tisket]

This is very appropriate considering the size of Mooch's twat and how this all came out.

s>i
You are wearing a ruby amulet, a fine grey fleece shawl, some dark red bloodjewel-set leathers, a silver-latched black suede case embroidered with tiny white stars, and a twat.
Click INVENTORY HELP for more options.
You do not feel drained anymore.
s>inspect twat
You carefully inspect your twat.

You estimate that a twat can store a very large amount with enough space for any number of items.

You determine that you could wear the twat on your back. The twat appears to serve some purpose.
s>weigh twat
You must be holding the twat before you can try gauging its weight.
s>remove twat
You take a twat off your back.
s>weigh twat
You carefully examine the twat and determine that the weight is about 20 pounds.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
s>
s>get rune
You remove a wide-grained deringo runestaff from in your twat.
s>put rune in twat
You put a wide-grained deringo runestaff in your twat.
s>
You feel at full magical power again.
s>