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    Default Execute Zombie Uprising Plan A.

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    I know the signs! The undead could be rising as I type this. I don't know how long I have before they overrun the city... At last, vindication for all of my "insane" preparations!

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    My zombie plan is.. oh wait I live in a city. Yeah I'm fucked.


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    Ok, where should we hold up? We need a place with a good food sources and few exits. Something we can defend and not have one sneak up behind us! Any ideas?

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    A mall with no escalators and that's across from a gun depot.
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    But almost every shop in the mall has a back door. That's a ton of doors to secure and many places for zombies to hide in... What about a storage warehouse?

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    I have a field, a pond, and suburbia around me. Think that soccer moms will use their SUVs to kill people?
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    I'm hiding in that office in Birmingham. It's hidden in an alley, the elevator is buzz locked to the 4th floor and there's only one set of entrance doors once you get off the elevator and they're buzz locked too. It also has a full service kitchen, sleeping quarters and I think private parking in the back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syberus View Post
    and I think private parking in the back.
    Yeah, nothing would suck more than driving around trying to find a parking spot while the Zombie apocalypse is unfolding.


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    Me and my boyfriend will be staking out in a Chipotle restaurant, with alot of Dr Pepper 12-packs and coffee for Justin and I guess water, our laptops, a bunch of guns and ammo, my iPhone, several knives, and red velvet cake with buttercream frosting.


    Edit: Oh, and the other day I saw this white Chrysler with Uncle Sam with the words under him saying, "Are you ready for the zombie invasion?" It was very rad.
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    I will be holding up at my uncles freakin' mansion... Both my father and his gun collections are there.

    Actually... on second thought; He has a lot of glass doors. Maybe it would be better to just take the guns and head to like Antarctica
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    I got that job, by the way

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