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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    This just popped up in my fb feed and now I seriously need to know why people would use a joystick like that and what problem it's solving vs using your thumb like a regular fuck.

    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????

    Only time I ever found that necessary was playing Decathlon on Atari 2600 because you literally had to move the joystick left and right to run.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    This just popped up in my fb feed and now I seriously need to know why people would use a joystick like that and what problem it's solving vs using your thumb like a regular fuck.

    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????

    Only time I ever found that necessary was playing Decathlon on Atari 2600 because you literally had to move the joystick left and right to run.
    There were a number of minigames in Mario Party that involved rapidly rotating the joystick. Next time you wipe something up, see how fast you can do it with your thumb vs. your whole hand. This is not an innuendo.

    It's an in YOUR endo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latrinsorm View Post
    There were a number of minigames in Mario Party that involved rapidly rotating the joystick. Next time you wipe something up, see how fast you can do it with your thumb vs. your whole hand. This is not an innuendo.

    It's an in YOUR endo

    This, amazingly enough, is correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latrinsorm View Post
    There were a number of minigames in Mario Party that involved rapidly rotating the joystick. Next time you wipe something up, see how fast you can do it with your thumb vs. your whole hand. This is not an innuendo.

    It's an in YOUR endo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latrinsorm View Post
    There were a number of minigames in Mario Party that involved rapidly rotating the joystick. Next time you wipe something up, see how fast you can do it with your thumb vs. your whole hand. This is not an innuendo.

    It's an in YOUR endo

    I was one of the people who avoided Mario Party because I needed to preserve my palm's health for fapping. I also thought that was Mario Kart in the pic. Which is your fault of course, for obvious reasons, like using "next time you wipe something up" instead of a "wax on wax off" analogy because it's just cooler that way, also for obvious reasons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velfi View Post
    Time for a front end alignment.

    On another note, I witnessed a low speed police chase yesterday involving a red sweater wearing chihuahua on the run and several state troopers chasing after him both in their cars and on foot.
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    first the marihuana, then the chihuahuas, where does it stop?

    where does it stop?

    one little time, you pull out the prop
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathbringer View Post
    ugh, hate that. Can't let that happen. But in other news, what happened with the guy from work?
    Eh, he's still there but we ain't bangin no more. lol .


    I went out with my dream guy, like--seriously my dream guy. I'm still smitten with him. Though turns out he was an asshole that kept trying to change me and make me more buddhist and shit and I couldn't stand that anymore. Sucks. Sex was the best I ever had.


    Sometimes I wanna suck it up and be like okay I'll meditate just come back, but nah.....right?!
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