Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[JackWhisper]

I'm 30 years old and I still call my mom when a store won't take my shit because of a terrible return policy.

I've seen my mom tear through the entire management of a Sam's Club, and they took back a 1700 dollar TV, and gave me 500 dollars store credit after she finished with them.

You just can't beat the psychotic rage of a nearly-insane 50+ year old woman who still has hot flashes post-menopause.

[Gelston]

I'm 30 years old and I still call my mom when a store won't take my shit because of a terrible return policy.

I've seen my mom tear through the entire management of a Sam's Club, and they took back a 1700 dollar TV, and gave me 500 dollars store credit after she finished with them.

You just can't beat the psychotic rage of a nearly-insane 50+ year old woman who still has hot flashes post-menopause.

I'd just say k a bunch and internalize myself and end with a no.

[JackWhisper]

My mother would eat you alive. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

[JackWhisper]

And SHE at least knows to be Ebonheart Pact!

[Gelston]

Pft. I used to get yelled at all the time by Arabic women as I tore apart their vehicles looking for explosives. Those bitches have the pain of centuries to let loose on you.

So nope, not scared of a 50 year old white woman.

[Gelston]

And SHE at least knows to be Ebonheart Pact!

Also, Covenant4lyfe.

[JackWhisper]

That's what they all say. Thou doth not know the scathing wrath of women not in their right mind....eth!

You don't run a Sam's Club, do you?

[Gelston]

That's what they all say. Thou doth not know the scathing wrath of women not in their right mind....eth!

You don't run a Sam's Club, do you?

No. I am not but a college student. Graduate school soon, whaaaat?

[Androidpk]

Pft. I used to get yelled at all the time by Arabic women as I tore apart their vehicles looking for explosives. Those bitches have the pain of centuries to let loose on you.

So nope, not scared of a 50 year old white woman.

I know you were confiscating their hashish, man.

[Gelston]

I know you were confiscating their hashish, man.

Weren't allowed to. Outside the PB in Afghan there were massive fields of opium and marijuana. Opium is actually damn beautiful when blooming. The place looks like fucking mars, colorless and all that, but the poppy plants are so colorful when they bloom. It just stood out.