Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Rucca]

Everything.

[Kuyuk]

Evidently I cant deduct any child care services either, if I am reading the instructions correctly..

Special rule for children of divorced or separated pa*
rents. Even if you cannot claim your child as a
dependent, he or she is treated as your qualifying person
if:
The child was under age 13 or was not physically or
mentally able to care for himself or herself, and
You were the child's custodial parent. The custodial
parent is the parent with whom the child lived for the
greater number of nights in 2012. If the child was with
each parent for an equal number of nights, the custodial
parent is the parent with the higher adjusted gross
income. For details and an exception for a parent who
works at night, see Pub. 501.
The noncustodial parent cannot treat the child as a
qualifying person even if that parent is entitled to claim the
child as a dependent under the special rules for a child of
divorced or separated parents.

[Delias]

My son, who si also sick, just slipped and smaced his forehead on a futon frame. Bloody nose, big old bruise... doctors appoitnment tomorrow for him since he won't eat or drink very much, and now to make sure his brain isn't broken from the knock to the head. Unfortunately, I can't drive, because of 102 and I am getting worse, not better.

Yet more proof that there is a god, and he is my mortal enemy. Immortal enemy, I guess. Whatever.

[Showal]

My son, who si also sick, just slipped and smaced his forehead on a futon frame. Bloody nose, big old bruise... doctors appoitnment tomorrow for him since he won't eat or drink very much, and now to make sure his brain isn't broken from the knock to the head. Unfortunately, I can't drive, because of 102 and I am getting worse, not better.

Yet more proof that there is a god, and he is my mortal enemy. Immortal enemy, I guess. Whatever.

Your challenge is accepted, Robert.

[Lolleia]

Trying to do an heirloom search bounty with combat mobility. I just woke up and I'm sick so in my feverish daze it was probably a good 5 minutes before I figured out what the fuck was going on. I just kept staring at my screen, why u no work?!? Blargh!

[Delias]

Waiting to hear about a possible promotion at work... basically one of three candidates. Got a call on my cell from the corporate office and got excited... but they were just asking me questions about my dental coverage. I am too sick to handle such disappointments.

[poison_Owns]

Call of Duty server was just down ((((

[Stanley Burrell]

Alright. I have one pair of pink undergarments and they're boxers, because something red was in the wash and I don't do a good job at taking care of clothing when washing and drying it. Which is why I decided, "hey, gonna go get me some boxer briefs with a nylon and polyether fabric, they're kind of ghey, but they'll survive several reckless Stanley Burrell wash and dries." So I check my shipping confirmation and that's when I realized that the black level and gamma for red on this screen are on the fritz, because I apparently have some ghey; made ever gheyer boxer briefs coming in, you guessed it, quote-unquote from the shipping confirmation "neon pink."

Abandon all hope.

[Stanley Burrell]

And why the F would that be under men's sheeit?

Edit: Wait. But still, c'mon, that's messed man.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Had to put my cat down today. I couldn't stop crying and my cat acted like "thank god" since normally he fights me at the vet and was totally calm. Of all the various things I've had to do as an adult, this was the shittiest.