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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash. I hope Kevin Bacon doesn't die.
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Seen on Twitter:
10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash. I hope Kevin Bacon doesn't die.
"I am not a hater." - George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States of America
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Going into the bathroom here at school which stunk like poo. I can still smell poo even though I've been out of the bathroom for 20 minutes.
Originally Posted by Taernath
Beach Bum
If she was really sick, those particles could have actually been in the air and also IN YOUR NOSE.Going into the bathroom here at school which stunk like poo. I can still smell poo even though I've been out of the bathroom for 20 minutes.
Summary:
You have a sick strangers stinky poop particles in your nose.
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Hahaha. It didn't smell like sick poo, just poo. And the person who poo'd was gone before I ever went in there. The bathroom was empty. Granted I guess the person's poopoo particles could've still been in the air...
pooooooooooooo
Beach Bum
poop particles (how does it work?!)
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I'm ok, but bruised and burned like a motherfucker. My car is fucked though.
Ultra-Mega-Lightning-Chef
Damn that was a big dog.
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Worse, it was a seventeen-year-old in his truck. We're both ok though, thankfully.
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Glad you're both ok.
Were one of you drunk? Jeez.
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Poor timing- one female guest came to check in at just the wrong time, preventing me from checking out the goods of the female guest who was just leaving and happened to be wearing a belt for a skirt. I hate missed opportunities.
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