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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallen View Post
    Can't sleep.
    Clowns will eat you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallen View Post
    Can't sleep.
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Watch out Graham! A poiiiiisonous snake!
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

    You hear the ghostly voice of Renment say, "i'll come kill you with my 132 sorcerer"

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    Stumbling out of bed late, wife said "Please make some coffee", so I diverted that direction without heading her way.

    Moments later as I'm halfway to the kitchen I hear "Where's my kiss?!"

    Continued to prepare coffee since I'm there at this point. I figured any rational person would understand that I will return when task is completed. Before I know it she's upset screaming and yelling about not getting any affection. Threatening to move out. Calling her mom. Etc.

    Frown. 5 minutes into my day. Woohoo. Can't wait to see what the day brings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo View Post
    Stumbling out of bed late, wife said "Please make some coffee", so I diverted that direction without heading her way.

    Moments later as I'm halfway to the kitchen I hear "Where's my kiss?!"

    Continued to prepare coffee since I'm there at this point. I figured any rational person would understand that I will return when task is completed. Before I know it she's upset screaming and yelling about not getting any affection. Threatening to move out. Calling her mom. Etc.

    Frown. 5 minutes into my day. Woohoo. Can't wait to see what the day brings.
    oof

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo View Post
    Stumbling out of bed late, wife said "Please make some coffee", so I diverted that direction without heading her way.

    Moments later as I'm halfway to the kitchen I hear "Where's my kiss?!"

    Continued to prepare coffee since I'm there at this point. I figured any rational person would understand that I will return when task is completed. Before I know it she's upset screaming and yelling about not getting any affection. Threatening to move out. Calling her mom. Etc.

    Frown. 5 minutes into my day. Woohoo. Can't wait to see what the day brings.
    Should have told her you were preparing her a special kiss. Then upon returning to the bedroom offer her a lifetime membership to the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club. Then start bitching about not getting a BJ before she made you get out of bed to make her coffee.

    Last edited by Methais; 11-08-2017 at 02:28 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun
    No, actually, Back is not an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.

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    “People were throwing up.”

    http://freebeacon.com/politics/journ...orror-stories/

    Asses just as sore a whole year later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun
    No, actually, Back is not an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo View Post
    Stumbling out of bed late, wife said "Please make some coffee", so I diverted that direction without heading her way.

    Moments later as I'm halfway to the kitchen I hear "Where's my kiss?!"

    Continued to prepare coffee since I'm there at this point. I figured any rational person would understand that I will return when task is completed. Before I know it she's upset screaming and yelling about not getting any affection. Threatening to move out. Calling her mom. Etc.

    Frown. 5 minutes into my day. Woohoo. Can't wait to see what the day brings.
    PC isn't very good at marriage counseling.
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

    You hear the ghostly voice of Renment say, "i'll come kill you with my 132 sorcerer"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    “People were throwing up.”

    http://freebeacon.com/politics/journ...orror-stories/

    Asses just as sore a whole year later.
    I bet assliana threw up substantively while sharting even more substantively.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathbringer View Post
    I bet assliana threw up substantively while sharting even more substantively.
    Sharstantively*
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    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun
    No, actually, Back is not an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.

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