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    Quote Originally Posted by Ker_Thwap View Post
    I bought a hanging pot of flowers last week. Asked the nice lady at the farm stand about care, followed directions. Put them out on the porch that gets about a half days sun. Watered them twice, the last time about 48 hours ago. They dried out and deflated. Fuck pansies.
    Yeah, pansies like a lot of water and lots of sun. These deficits can be somewhat mitigated by watering every day but using Miracle Grow every other day. It's like crack for flowers. It's how a lot of nurseries keep their plants looking so spiffy.
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    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    My frown for the week: we hired someone to do some mosaic tile work on the hearth. The workman had the TV on as background while he worked and he managed to fuck up one of the remotes. My husband is in Oregon until Tuesday and I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX IT.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    My frown for the week: we hired someone to do some mosaic tile work on the hearth. The workman had the TV on as background while he worked and he managed to fuck up one of the remotes. My husband is in Oregon until Tuesday and I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX IT.
    Women are fucking useless.

    (Except as baby and sandwich factories)
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    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Women are fucking useless.

    (Except as baby and sandwich factories)
    I do make a fabulous sandwich. And babies.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    My frown for the week: we hired someone to do some mosaic tile work on the hearth. The workman had the TV on as background while he worked and he managed to fuck up one of the remotes. My husband is in Oregon until Tuesday and I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX IT.
    They usually come with these paper manual thingies... if you can't find that, you can probably find one online if you look up your remote/TV. This, of course, assumes you're like my mother and can't figure out the programming codes and the guy didn't somehow cram it with mud or something.

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    My kitchen.


    But there's a laugh to go with it. I linked it to a friend and he said, "That's very black. Have you considered electing it President?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    My frown for the week: we hired someone to do some mosaic tile work on the hearth. The workman had the TV on as background while he worked and he managed to fuck up one of the remotes. My husband is in Oregon until Tuesday and I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX IT.
    grandma-stop-calling-remote.jpg

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    Black flies.

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    I want a burrito but I don't wanna drive anywhere. Ugh.

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