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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    They've already been invented and there are already groups out there that want to outlaw them and groups that want to outlaw raping them.
    I mean good sexbots. The robots they have now are creepy looking. I want to be the biggest creep in the room when I'm banging my robot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I can't wait for the sexbots to be invented.
    I've got some news for you. Fembots have feelings too.
    Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
    America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I mean good sexbots. The robots they have now are creepy looking. I want to be the biggest creep in the room when I'm banging my robot.
    Don't lie, you'd have sex with this:

    @Gelston notice me, senpai!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Don't lie, you'd have sex with this:

    Are u the faggot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hello View Post
    Are u the faggot?
    Why you wanna know?
    @Gelston notice me, senpai!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Don't lie, you'd have sex with this:

    Would it really be sex or just sticking your dick into machinery?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Would it really be sex or just sticking your dick into machinery?
    Yes.
    @Gelston notice me, senpai!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    I've been sleepy during the day a lot for about six months now so my doctor recommended a home sleep test. Went down today and picked up the gadget. Sat through a short tutorial class on how to hook it up and now I'm home and wired up like some kind of cybernetic robot.They need four hours of readings or I have to retake the test but hey, no pressure!

    Fuck.
    I'm assuming it involves some type of mask. Pretend you're some badass fighter pilot blastin bad guys out of their air! Or if you wanted to be lame, you could do some Darth Vader shit, I guess.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Latrinsorm is attracted to sleeping women. I found the date rapist.
    She clearly stated that she identified as a cyborg. Please.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Don't lie, you'd have sex with this:

    I thought that was something from the human centipede movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by subzero View Post
    I'm assuming it involves some type of mask. Pretend you're some badass fighter pilot blastin bad guys out of their air! Or if you wanted to be lame, you could do some Darth Vader shit, I guess.
    There was no mask for the test, just a small plastic piece that fit in my nostrils to measure airflow. I'm probably going to have to do the test again because I knocked the nostril doohickey out and managed to twist the straps used to hold the other sensors in place. I looked like a Borg reject when I woke up. I guess it's not too unusual to have to repeat the test. The lady who explained the setup to me said that about 50% of people have to repeat home tests.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    So apparently they didn't gather enough data and I have to retake the stupid god damned fucking test again. I'm staying up the night before so I'm so tired I will sleep like a rock.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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