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    I thought I broke my finger today. Turns out I just ripped a bunch of skin off it.

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    Arrrgh: I got my autoinjector and instead of taking the safety off and then shooting it, I shot it and then took the effin' safety off and sprayed Galcanezumab in my eyeball and now I have to have my insurance do an override, bah.

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    My dog got his flea & tick treatment today, but it smells like maple syrup and it's making me hungry.
    Last edited by Taernath; 05-02-2019 at 08:09 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    My dog got his flea & tick treatment today, but it smells like maple syrup and it's making me hungry.
    I always get the trifexis chewable stuff that covers fleas, worms, and heartworms for a month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    I thought I broke my finger today. Turns out I just ripped a bunch of skin off it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velfi View Post
    When you see a giant beam starting to go, don't try to stop it. Get out the way and let it fall, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    When you see a giant beam starting to go, don't try to stop it. Get out the way and let it fall, man.
    My buddy used to build those sheet metal buildings. One time the wind picked up and started to blow away a piece of sheet metal. He tried to grab it by the edge, natural reflex. He got sliced like a deli meat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    My buddy used to build those sheet metal buildings. One time the wind picked up and started to blow away a piece of sheet metal. He tried to grab it by the edge, natural reflex. He got sliced like a deli meat.
    I'd rather deal with a rough cut beam over a piece of sheet metal. That day was slightly windy at first but right as we'd gotten the beam in place, big fucking gust of wind. Glad I grabbed it because if I hadn't, the natural path it was following would have crushed one of the guys below. Managed to buy just enough time for him to bounce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    When you see a giant beam starting to go, don't try to stop it. Get out the way and let it fall, man.


    My initial confusion was more of how do you confuse a broken finger for some missing skin?
    Last edited by Velfi; 05-03-2019 at 12:41 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velfi View Post
    My initial confusion was more of how do you confuse a broken finger for some missing skin?
    My skin rolled back in several places and I couldn't initially move it. The only time I ever broke anything I was unconscious for it... so, new experience?

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