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    ...for people to bring their kid to work to sell girl scout cookies.

    Yes, I want cookies.

    Yes, I'll buy five boxes.

    Yes, I will curse their little wide-eyed faces for every cookie I stuff in my face.

    I'd be foaming at the mouth mad if I weren't shoving cookies into them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretch View Post
    ...for people to bring their kid to work to sell girl scout cookies.

    Yes, I want cookies.

    Yes, I'll buy five boxes.

    Yes, I will curse their little wide-eyed faces for every cookie I stuff in my face.

    I'd be foaming at the mouth mad if I weren't shoving cookies into them.
    I love samoas. Ate a whole box the other night. Yum.

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    At least the girl scout was physically present.

    I have no interest in enriching ABC Bakers et al. The kids learn nothing, one poor parent in each troop does all the organizing and the rest of the parents do most of the selling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by radamanthys View Post
    I love samoas. Ate a whole box the other night. Yum.
    Did you ever notice that there are less in the box each year?

    When I was a kid I think there were 24 to a box, maybe even 32. 4 rows of 6 or 8.

    Now you get like, 12, in a box.

    What a scam job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ker_Thwap View Post
    At least the girl scout was physically present.

    I have no interest in enriching ABC Bakers et al. The kids learn nothing, one poor parent in each troop does all the organizing and the rest of the parents do most of the selling.
    Not to mention ABC Bakers get like 90% of the money.

    That said, it should be a crime for people to bring their kid anywhere without a muzzle. I can't remember the last time I went out to eat where I didn't have to listen to some little fuck screaming the whole time cause his parents suck at being parents and think it's cute and funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by radamanthys View Post
    I love samoas. Ate a whole box the other night. Yum.
    I'm just upset that I can't buy these year round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretch View Post
    ...for people to bring their kid to work to sell girl scout cookies.

    Yes, I want cookies.

    Yes, I'll buy five boxes.
    It's the uniforms.

    What?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barundar View Post
    I'm just upset that I can't buy these year round.
    I'm gonna have to agree with you on that. Keebler used to have a somewhat decent knock-off, but there's absolutely nothing akin to them in general retail.

    Quote Originally Posted by Elgrim View Post
    Did you ever notice that there are less in the box each year?

    When I was a kid I think there were 24 to a box, maybe even 32. 4 rows of 6 or 8.

    Now you get like, 12, in a box.

    What a scam job.
    Yea, my eating of a whole box wasn't much of a feat. It really is a scam job. They have an excellent marketing department (little girls? C'mon!), so they can get away with murder.

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    Who wouldn't buy from this cute little girl?
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