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    I, too, had a PC-related dream for the first time last night.

    I had a dream that Nikki's vagina, having been mauled by a bear into a gaping chasm (BIG PAWS), detached itself from her body and floated around as an assistant / pet.

    I've already booked an appointment with a psychotherapist.
    "I am not a hater." - George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States of America

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nachos DLC View Post

    I had a dream that Nikki's vagina, having been mauled by a bear into a gaping chasm (BIG PAWS), detached itself from her body and floated around as an assistant / pet.
    Hmmm. Interesting. I read this as practical argument in favor of C-section's as opposed to natural births.

    I concur.

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    Realizing that I'm going to Hollywood to see Cannibal Corpse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jin View Post
    Realizing that I'm going to Hollywood to see Cannibal Corpse.
    I saw them when they opened for Hatebreed (of course, we got kicked out of the venue before Hatebreed went on ;_; but still..) and then again last Monday at their own show. I really liked Skeletonwitch as well. Have fun!
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    If there's a hung parliament and somehow Gordon Brown stays PM, he'll serve his second term not having been elected once.

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    I finally broke down and got Netflix.

    They have FRAGGLE FREAKING ROCK available to play instantly.

    Why did nobody tell me this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorddyn View Post
    I finally broke down and got Netflix.

    They have FRAGGLE FREAKING ROCK available to play instantly.

    Why did nobody tell me this?
    I turned this on the other day and remembered how much I LOVE THE TRASH HEAP.

    <3 netflix, <3 fraggle rock, <3 the trash heap!!
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    Woman runs down Lord Jesus Christ
    Driver cited for failure to yield to pedestrian

    Updated: Friday, 07 May 2010, 8:50 AM EDT
    Published : Thursday, 06 May 2010, 9:36 PM EDT

    NORTHAMPTON, Mass. (WWLP) - Police say they checked the victim's ID. Northampton police issued a traffic citation this week to a driver whose car hit Lord Jesus Christ.

    It happened Tuesday on Main Street in front of Fitzwilly's restaurant.

    Northampton Police Lt. Michael Patenaude told 22News 50-year old Lord Jesus Christ of Belchertown was struck as he crossed Main Street around 3:30 p.m. on Tuesday.

    Twenty-year old Brittany Cantarella of Pittsfield was cited for failure to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

    Lord Jesus Christ was treated for facial injuries at Cooley Dickinson Hospital.

    Lt. Patenaude said Lord Jesus Christ had a Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles identification card.
    http://www.wwlp.com/dpp/news/local/l...ist-hit-by-car
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    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    This:

    Quote Originally Posted by Celephais View Post
    You mean it sounds to you like exactly what was spelled out in the article? Weird.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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