The giraffe fight had me falling out of my chair.Originally Posted by diethx
Oh hell no
The giraffe fight had me falling out of my chair.
We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow
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I would normally be inclined to agree, but that technician was fucking amazing.
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Once my family went to the movie theater (this is back when people still went to movie theaters). My brother, being a teenager, went to his own movie... The Cable Guy. We asked him to describe the movie afterwards; he could not.
In retrospect, I suspect he was engaged in a premarital sexual encounter of some kind, but the point stands: cable = Jim Carrey = bad.
Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
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Finding this in a closet...
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The correct response would have been "It's jim carrey. It's all funny faces and fart jokes."
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As my child was still sleeping, her phone started going off in the living room. Since it was somewhat close to me I took a peek at the caller's name. It was a little friend of hers that she had programmed into her phone as...Pooplordfartwad. So funny.
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In a week where there was very little about which to smile, here's what I've got:
Found an awesome sparkly green running skirt AND a pair of cute green striped knee socks for my race next week; I currently have flourless chocolate chip peanut butter cookies in the oven; this morning's run was great; and I am having an excellent hair day.
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Perhaps that was the most important thing!
Went to a KMFDM show last night, had fun, got up at 5am for work. Went to donate blood today, and have a big-ass party to go to tonight. I'm a zombie, heh. But the moral of the story is... thank god for caffeine.
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Stormyrain evenly asks, "Did you just make Cruxophim a god?"
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We were not permitted to use the f-word.!!!!a pair of cute green striped knee socks
Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.
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You actually bought the skirt? Lol, awesome.
I'm having an excellent hair day too! Although it was so nice out, I drove with my windows open and now it's a little tousled. Thankfully it's curly, so you don't really notice so much.
My smile: went to NY & Co and used most of my city cash on some seriously adorable shit. I also got Fizzy's boosters done, so he's pretty much set now.
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