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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    THANK YOU, LIA. I didn't want to ask because it usually turns out to be something I should know.
    I'm pretty sure I'm going to feel dumb when she explains, but I always get so impatient waiting for someone else to ask. I figured I'd bite the bullet on this one.

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    We can now feel retarded together.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    I thought it was lotion he was applying to himself in step 1 and that step 3 was a warning to, y'know, not tug on it too much.

    Yes, I went there.

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    Tgo01 doesn't know either. Yay. Group hug.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by RojoDisco View Post
    Like a train wreck! His hyperaryanisms really bug me. Today, just today. Because it's Monday.
    Context??


    Quote Originally Posted by diethx View Post
    That chick is awesomely funny.
    I loved her incredulous responses to what were really silly questions, heh.
    Wyrom: Crux already died for our sins.
    SEND[Kenstrom] Behold Dark Cruxophim, Blood Reaver and Weaver of Shadows, eater of Rooks, corruptor of orphans, flayer of flesh...but won't read a letter from some dying woman's diary, haha.
    Thadston says, "Stand down Baron, and your men. Or I swear to Koar, Liabo, Lornon, Cruxophim, I will release your daughter and watch her die right here."
    Stormyrain evenly asks, "Did you just make Cruxophim a god?"
    --Order of the Shadow--
    --carrion.kissing.chaos--

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liagala View Post
    Stef, I'm not getting your sig. What's the joke behind buying a fire extinguisher instead of using water?
    "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."
    "It puts the lotion in the basket."

    Silence of the Lambs.... COME ON, people.
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    Wyrom: Crux already died for our sins.
    SEND[Kenstrom] Behold Dark Cruxophim, Blood Reaver and Weaver of Shadows, eater of Rooks, corruptor of orphans, flayer of flesh...but won't read a letter from some dying woman's diary, haha.
    Thadston says, "Stand down Baron, and your men. Or I swear to Koar, Liabo, Lornon, Cruxophim, I will release your daughter and watch her die right here."
    Stormyrain evenly asks, "Did you just make Cruxophim a god?"
    --Order of the Shadow--
    --carrion.kissing.chaos--

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    Is it really that confusing? LOL

    It puts the lotion on its skin so it doesn't get the hose again. It also puts the lotion in the basket.
    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    You just got Kong'd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diethx View Post
    Is it really that confusing? LOL

    It puts the lotion on its skin so it doesn't get the hose again. It also puts the lotion in the basket.
    Fist bump.
    Wyrom: Crux already died for our sins.
    SEND[Kenstrom] Behold Dark Cruxophim, Blood Reaver and Weaver of Shadows, eater of Rooks, corruptor of orphans, flayer of flesh...but won't read a letter from some dying woman's diary, haha.
    Thadston says, "Stand down Baron, and your men. Or I swear to Koar, Liabo, Lornon, Cruxophim, I will release your daughter and watch her die right here."
    Stormyrain evenly asks, "Did you just make Cruxophim a god?"
    --Order of the Shadow--
    --carrion.kissing.chaos--

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlayedAngel View Post
    Context??
    The video you posted. I really hate that song and the dudes face was bugging me so much but none of that mattered because I was enjoying being distracted from this neverending pile of homework so much. Mondays suck (no explanation needed.)

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    Hey at least I got the lotion bit

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