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    Quote Originally Posted by Keller View Post
    Karma is a bitch.

    Maybe now we can have a less obtuse conversation about climate change. Unlikely, but maybe.


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    short list of petro based products:

    Solvents Diesel Motor Oil Bearing Grease
    Ink Floor Wax Ballpoint Pens Football Cleats
    Upholstery Sweaters Boats Insecticides
    Bicycle Tires Sports Car Bodies Nail Polish Fishing lures
    Dresses Tires Golf Bags Perfumes
    Cassettes Dishwasher Tool Boxes Shoe Polish
    Motorcycle Helmet Caulking Petroleum Jelly Transparent Tape
    CD Player Faucet Washers Antiseptics Clothesline
    Curtains Food Preservatives Basketballs Soap
    Vitamin Capsules Antihistamines Purses Shoes
    Dashboards Cortisone Deodorant Footballs
    Putty Dyes Panty Hose Refrigerant
    Percolators Life Jackets Rubbing Alcohol Linings
    Skis TV Cabinets Shag Rugs Electrician's Tape
    Tool Racks Car Battery Cases Epoxy Paint
    Mops Slacks Insect Repellent Oil Filters
    Umbrellas Yarn Fertilizers Hair Coloring
    Roofing Toilet Seats Fishing Rods Lipstick
    Denture Adhesive Linoleum Ice Cube Trays Synthetic Rubber
    Speakers Plastic Wood Electric Blankets Glycerin
    Tennis Rackets Rubber Cement Fishing Boots Dice
    Nylon Rope Candles Trash Bags House Paint
    Water Pipes Hand Lotion Roller Skates Surf Boards
    Shampoo Wheels Paint Rollers Shower Curtains
    Guitar Strings Luggage Aspirin Safety Glasses
    Antifreeze Football Helmets Awnings Eyeglasses
    Clothes Toothbrushes Ice Chests Footballs
    Combs CD's Paint Brushes Detergents
    Vaporizers Balloons Sun Glasses Tents
    Heart Valves Crayons Parachutes Telephones
    Enamel Pillows Dishes Cameras
    Anesthetics Artificial Turf Artificial limbs Bandages
    Dentures Model Cars Folding Doors Hair Curlers
    Cold cream Movie film Soft Contact lenses Drinking Cups
    Fan Belts Car Enamel Shaving Cream Ammonia
    Refrigerators Golf Balls Toothpaste Gasoline
    Ink Dishwashing liquids Paint brushes Telephones
    Toys Unbreakable dishes Insecticides Antiseptics
    Dolls Car sound insulation Fishing lures Deodorant
    Tires Motorcycle helmets Linoleum Sweaters
    Tents Refrigerator linings Paint rollers Floor wax
    Shoes Electrician's tape Plastic wood Model cars
    Glue Roller-skate wheels Trash bags Soap dishes
    Skis Permanent press clothes Hand lotion Clothesline
    Dyes Soft contact lenses Shampoo Panty hose
    Cameras Food preservatives Fishing rods Oil filters
    Combs Transparent tape Anesthetics Upholstery
    Dice Disposable diapers TV cabinets Cassettes
    Mops Sports car bodies Salad bowls House paint
    Purses Electric blankets Awnings Ammonia
    Dresses Car battery cases Safety glass Hair curlers
    Pajamas Synthetic rubber VCR tapes Eyeglasses
    Pillows Vitamin capsules Movie film Ice chests
    Candles Rubbing alcohol Loudspeakers Ice buckets
    Boats Ice cube trays Credit cards Fertilizers
    Crayons Insect repellent Water pipes Toilet seats
    Caulking Roofing shingles Fishing boots Life jackets
    Balloons Shower curtains Garden hose Golf balls
    Curtains Plywood adhesive Umbrellas Detergents
    Milk jugs Beach umbrellas Rubber cement Sun glasses
    Putty Faucet washers Cold cream Bandages
    Tool racks Antihistamines Hair coloring Nail polish
    Slacks Drinking cups Guitar strings False teeth
    Yarn Petroleum jelly Toothpaste Golf bags
    Roofing Tennis rackets Toothbrushes Perfume
    Luggage Wire insulation Folding doors Shoe polish
    Fan belts Ballpoint pens Shower doors Cortisone
    Carpeting Artificial turf Heart valves LP records
    Lipstick Artificial limbs Hearing aids Vaporizers
    Aspirin Shaving cream Wading pools Parachutes

    and your Iphone.



    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    Fuck the Bible and fuck you. Took over 2 years to get Nixon. Trump is fucked, just like you. ✌🏻❤️
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    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it.

    Not sure why you'd create a false statement by me and put it in your signature. Seems kinda creepy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    Fuck the Bible and fuck you. Took over 2 years to get Nixon. Trump is fucked, just like you. ✌🏻❤️
    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it.

    Not sure why you'd create a false statement by me and put it in your signature. Seems kinda creepy...

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    Short list for me, not sure if mentioned, i didn't read though 8 years of posts. but as much as I dislike everyone most of you have made me smile at least once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keller View Post
    Hey everyone I'm happy that innocent people died because of where they live, look at me and what a racist steaming pile of shit I am!


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    When you only show back up to celebrate innocent people dying because you assume it was all people that you disagree with politically, you're pretty much a piece of shit.

    And stupid as fuck too, since you seem to only think people who lean right were killed in it.

    I knew you sucked but I didn't think you sucked this much. The effects of Trump Derangement Syndrome are hilariously stupid.

    Quote Originally Posted by Keller View Post
    Karma is a bitch.

    Maybe now we can have a less obtuse conversation about climate change. Unlikely, but maybe.


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    Let's have a less obtuse conversation about what a piece of shit you are.

    Here, I'll start... You're a piece of shit.
    www.twitch.tv/3piecesofbread
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun
    No, actually, Back is not an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.


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    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    When you only show back up to celebrate innocent people dying because you assume it was all people that you disagree with politically, you're pretty much a piece of shit.

    And stupid as fuck too, since you seem to only think people who lean right were killed in it.

    I knew you sucked but I didn't think you sucked this much. The effects of Trump Derangement Syndrome are hilariously stupid.



    Let's have a less obtuse conversation about what a piece of shit you are.

    Here, I'll start... You're a piece of shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    When you only show back up to celebrate innocent people dying because you assume it was all people that you disagree with politically, you're pretty much a piece of shit.

    And stupid as fuck too, since you seem to only think people who lean right were killed in it.

    I knew you sucked but I didn't think you sucked this much. The effects of Trump Derangement Syndrome are hilariously stupid.



    Let's have a less obtuse conversation about what a piece of shit you are.

    Here, I'll start... You're a piece of shit.
    Never took you for a snowflake Methais. Old age making you soft?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Keller View Post
    Never took you for a snowflake Methais. Old age making you soft?


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    Never took you for a stupid cunt that celebrates white people dying because they're white and because of what you assume their political views are that you don't actually even know Keller. Trump being your President making you soft?
    Last edited by Methais; 10-11-2018 at 01:34 PM.
    www.twitch.tv/3piecesofbread
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun
    No, actually, Back is not an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.


    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keller View Post
    Hurricane Michael destroying white trash paradise made my day.
    Fuck your feelings and your shitty drivable beaches.
    This statement is pretty trashy. I hope you weren't serious.
    Last edited by Amerek; 10-11-2018 at 01:48 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keller View Post
    Hurricane Michael destroying white trash paradise made my day.
    Let's phrase this a different way:

    "That 9.0 earthquake destroying liberal utopia San Francisco made my day."

    Acceptable or no?
    Last edited by Taernath; 10-11-2018 at 01:49 PM.
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amerek View Post
    This statement is pretty trashy. I hope you weren't serious.
    He is, because he is trash.
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