You see Bambie Lockheart.
She appears to be a Paradis Halfling.
She is tiny. She appears to be very young. She has silver-flecked sapphire blue eyes, glossy rose pink full lips, and fair skin. She has shoulder length, ringleted blonde hair gathered into a fountaining ponytail at the crown of her head and secured with a jade green hair ribbon. She has a delicate face, a small nose and slender wrists.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing some emerald earrings, a small crystal heart pendant, a slender russet doeskin jacket fitted with multiple pockets, a sun-streaked braided leather satchel slung over her shoulder, a fur-lined ecru purse slung over her other shoulder, some double leather, some gold-runed tiger skin handwraps, a polished ring, a thin forest green silk sash embroidered with roses, a dark leather locksmith's pouch, a pair of loose ivory doeskin pants laced with brown cording, and some gold-runed tiger skin footwraps.
Surely some kind of ironic statement and not general cluelessness, no?