Beyonduhump
Taintedmeat is still the stupidest name ever, just so you know. I'm glad you don't use him anymore.
Last edited by Methais; 12-12-2017 at 04:57 PM.
You swing a ruby-hilted blue vultite claidhmore at Taintedmeat!
AS: +451 vs DS: +379 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +5 = +118
... and hit for 40 points of damage!
Vertebrae in neck disintegrate from impact!
Neck sinks into shoulders.
* Taintedmeat drops dead at your feet!
You swing a cardboard-hilted roll of toilet paper at Shartmaster!
AS: +451 vs DS: +379 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +5 = +118
... and hit for 40 points of damage!
Muscles in rectum disintegrate from impact!
Log sinks into anus.
* Shartmaster drops dead at your feet!