Bad names list

[War Angel]

Brave Adventurer Questing:

Hannahmontana

* Hannahmontana is off to a rough start! She just bit the dust!

[Rocktar]

I saw Moulon the other day too.

Rocktar the Scumbag

[Askip]

<< Hannahmontana >>

Someone must be very bored,

Hannahmontana asked me if I wanted "her" (probably acne-encrusted boy) autograph.

[Xeromist]

* Hannahmontana is off to a rough start! She just bit the dust!

Hannahmontana just arrived.

Hannahmontana recites:

"I want your brother!"

R>
You groan.

You thump Hannahmontana!
You got Hannahmontana good! The blow catches her square in the solar plexus. She doubles over, gasping for air.

>badname hannahmontana seriously?
Your request that Hannahmontana's name be reviewed, with reason "seriously?", has been recorded. Thanks for helping to improve the roleplaying environment!

[Roll result: 178 (open d100: 89) Penalties: 25]
You spring from hiding and attempt to slit Hannahmontana's throat with your skinning knife!

You slice deep into Hannahmontana's vocal chords!
... 15 points of damage!

* Hannahmontana drops dead at your feet!

[Sylvan Dreams]

You see Soulhunny.
She appears to be an Elf.
She is very tall and appears to be very young. She has sultry stormy grey eyes and nut brown skin. She has shoulder length, tousled flaxen hair with lighter streaks. She has a delicate face, a button nose and tall upswept pointed ears.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing an old chartreuse case, a pair of soft leather shoes, a watery green velvet skirt, a leather sheath, a dark blue satin pouch, a fitted soft leather jerkin, a reinforced shield slung over her shoulder, a crystal amulet, a scalloped velvet cap, a four-stranded polished ora bangle, and a ghastly raven-hued greatcloak.

[Morrff]

* Darckhairpick just bit the dust!

[Joe]

* Darckhairpick just bit the dust!

Andraste already pwned it.

[Gelston]

Emeraden did actually.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You see Soulhunny.
She appears to be an Elf.
She is very tall and appears to be very young. She has sultry stormy grey eyes and nut brown skin. She has shoulder length, tousled flaxen hair with lighter streaks. She has a delicate face, a button nose and tall upswept pointed ears.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing an old chartreuse case, a pair of soft leather shoes, a watery green velvet skirt, a leather sheath, a dark blue satin pouch, a fitted soft leather jerkin, a reinforced shield slung over her shoulder, a crystal amulet, a scalloped velvet cap, a four-stranded polished ora bangle, and a ghastly raven-hued greatcloak.

::gagging::

What is she, a stripper?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

* Kimbalkinnison just bit the dust!