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    My thanks to Edine. Taking me out hunting for a 3rd time. First time I didn't have my runestaff. Second time I was boiled. Third time....

    [Thanatoph, Lower Landing]
    The mountain levels off here, opening into an enormous landing. Worn smooth by the passage of many years and many feet, the landing spreads out far enough to hold hundreds of people. Dominating the landing, enormous ancient stone stairs carved into the mountain form a jagged, meandering spine winding up the side of Thanatoph. Rough-hewn and oversized, the stairs appear hard to climb.
    Also here: Emberbrite, Edine
    Obvious paths: east, southeast, northwest
    >climb stair

    It quickly becomes apparent that you will not finish the climb. Aching, your legs give way, slipping on a rock. You see the world spin around you as you fall...

    ... 25 points of damage!
    Strong blow breaks your neck!
    The light blue glow leaves you.
    And a few minutes later....


    >
    .shatter lion

    [Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
    prep 1106
    You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
    Your spell is ready.
    A mountain lion scampers east.
    [Script]>channel lion

    Cast at what?
    [Script]>prep 130
    You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
    [Script]>cast
    You gesture.
    You concentrate inward upon yourself and a pulse of pearlescent energy begins to cascade around you!
    CS: +292 - TD: +154 + CvA: +12 + d100: +92 - +5 == +237
    Warding failed!
    You shudder with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop your body.
    You are crushed for 65 points of damage!
    ... 35 points of damage!
    Hard blow to your chest breaking several ribs!
    Hard to breathe!
    You are stunned for 6 rounds!
    ... 60 points of damage!
    Blow to your chest frees rib to spear a lung and heart!

    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...
    Ah, glad I'm in a goodhearted mood because of this American Idol losers show.

    :::edited to fix quote tags.:::

    [Edited on 3-2-2004 by Wezas]
    [11:16] Harmnone: Wezas, shut the fuck up
    Quote Originally Posted by Bobmuhthol
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    ps of ice, and finally accesses a small ledge above.
    Obvious paths: southeast, west
    >se

    A thundering avalanche roars through the area! The world turns white as you are swept away by the snow...

    ... 30 points of damage!
    You hear several snaps as your neck is broken in several places.
    Your SIGN OF DEFLECTION is no longer effective.
    Your SIGN OF DEFENDING is no longer effective.
    Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.
    The powerful look leaves you.
    You return to normal color.
    The buzz of thoughts in your mind subsides.
    The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves you.
    The deep blue glow leaves you.
    The light blue glow leaves you.
    You no longer bristle with energy.
    You feel your extra magical awareness leave you.
    You feel your extra strength departing.
    You become solid again.
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
    Your SIGN OF SMITING is no longer effective.
    The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
    The layer of stone surrounding you crumbles away.
    The bright luminescence fades from around you.
    Your SIGN OF WARDING is no longer effective.
    You feel less confident than before.
    The dim aura fades from around you.
    Your SIGN OF SWORDS is no longer effective.
    The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
    Your SIGN OF SHIELDS is no longer effective.

    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

    You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

    ...departing in 14 mins...

    You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
    [Top of the World, Aenatumgana]
    Sharp chunks of ice maliciously pierce the frozen ground like a dagger through its heart, creating deep fissures that render the trail slow and dangerous. Other icy chunks seem to take on macabre shapes that stir the imagination with images only found in the most horrid of nightmares.
    Obvious paths: southeast, west

    You land in a crumpled heap somewhere further down the mountain.
    DEAD>
    The cold winds begin to howl with relentless fury, chilling you to the bone!
    DEAD>
    Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
    The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
    DEAD>

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    Almost as fun as walking into a room and getting your face ripped off from someone else's cloud. Twice, and in a half hour's time.
    LadyXXXXXXX: I guess I just like swallowing.
    LadyXXXXXXX: OMG that thing is HUGE

    Tyrillian [General]: "Do you worship V'tull?"
    You [General]: "V'tull worships me."

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    I fogged to someone once and binded myself instead of sancting it. Needless to say, I died. The deader I fogged to was making fun of me. You gotta love it.
    \\"We share the same biology, regardless of ideology\\" - Sting, \\"Russians\\"

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    Casting Mass Colors in the Landing and spiked myself in the eye.
    LadyXXXXXXX: I guess I just like swallowing.
    LadyXXXXXXX: OMG that thing is HUGE

    Tyrillian [General]: "Do you worship V'tull?"
    You [General]: "V'tull worships me."

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    I've boiled myself trying to cast invisibility before. I've also hit myself with minor fire instead of brights while standing in the park. Didn't die, but it was pretty embarassing.

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    Originally posted by Meos
    A thundering avalanche roars through the area! The world turns white as you are swept away by the snow...

    ... 30 points of damage!
    You hear several snaps as your neck is broken in several places.
    Your SIGN OF DEFLECTION is no longer effective.
    Your SIGN OF DEFENDING is no longer effective.
    Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.
    The powerful look leaves you.
    You return to normal color.
    The buzz of thoughts in your mind subsides.
    The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves you.
    The deep blue glow leaves you.
    The light blue glow leaves you.
    You no longer bristle with energy.
    You feel your extra magical awareness leave you.
    You feel your extra strength departing.
    You become solid again.
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
    Your SIGN OF SMITING is no longer effective.
    The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
    The layer of stone surrounding you crumbles away.
    The bright luminescence fades from around you.
    Your SIGN OF WARDING is no longer effective.
    You feel less confident than before.
    The dim aura fades from around you.
    Your SIGN OF SWORDS is no longer effective.
    The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
    Your SIGN OF SHIELDS is no longer effective.

    ...departing in 14 mins...
    This is Gemstone's way of telling you to stop wearing every spell in the game. :P

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    My stupidest death so far was just going hunting without a shield or weapon out. Give me time though.
    Don\\'t follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.

    Skirmisher: but all my browser windows are busy with porn

    Originally posted by SpunGirl I pride myself on striving to complete the full suck.

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    I blew off my skull or snapped my neck three or four times during the brief period in which I couldn't remember whether e-wave was 409 or 410

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    You recite:

    "Brauden swings a loaf of dark rye bread at Bobmuhthol!
    AS: +925 vs DS: +35 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +31 = +953
    ... and hits for 10283 points of damage!
    Wicked slash slices open Bobmuhthol's chest!
    Heart and lungs pureed!
    Sickening!

    * Bobmuhthol drops dead at your feet!"

    >

    After some calculation, I've come to the conclusion that the loaf of rye bread is a +10000 damage weighted falchion.

    [Edited on 3-2-2004 by Bobmuhthol]
    Razzle them. Dazzle them. Razzle dazzle them.

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