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    Quote Originally Posted by Orthin View Post
    I'm intrigued what store sells roosters to eat? Or did I misunderstand your concise statement? After all this is a fantasy game forum so cocks were very much on the menu. If you meant he eats penis well then that's humorous too but I don't think he eats penis
    Instead of white knighting for Mogonis it would probably benefit you better to gift him a krodera butt plug. I'm sure it would gain you more favor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    Instead of white knighting for Mogonis it would probably benefit you better to gift him a krodera butt plug. I'm sure it would gain you more favor.
    I think he wears full plate so his butt should already be protected

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mogonis View Post
    Sorry, I don't cater to that audience. If you can't pick up subtext, you just won't pick it up.


    What does that even mean? How many of us are there?
    I didn't suggest you catered to the audience, though you are a part of the audience that caters to the GM's in name only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    you are a part of the audience that caters to the GM's in name only.
    Huh? How do I cater to GMs? And what does in name only even mean?
    Looking for: krodera items, the gleaming krodera long knife, oldstyle katanas


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    >just ban
    You are currently banished from Wehnimer's Landing.

    >ask clerk about citizen
    The clerk says, "Hrrrm, Mogonis, you do seem to be eligible for full citizenship. Just WRITE your name in the book if you wish to make it official."

    >write book
    You sign your name into the citizenship registration book, fully agreeing to the duties and privileges full citizenship provides you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    Instead of white knighting for Mogonis it would probably benefit you better to gift him a krodera butt plug. I'm sure it would gain you more favor.
    Does Mogonis's butthole have magical properties that you need krodera to to nullify or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Does Mogonis's butthole have magical properties that you need krodera to to nullify or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by drauz View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Does Mogonis's butthole have magical properties that you need krodera to to nullify or something?

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    10/10 drauz. I can't believe that picture already existed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drauz View Post
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to drauz again.
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