And the Darwin Award goes to...

[Jhynnifer]

Okay, so he didn't die and therefore it's not a true Darwin award but still:



http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...rd/7962212.stm

GPS attempts murder. Film at eleven. lmao.

I remember reading a story about a woman who tried to sue google maps because she walked into a 2-lane road in the middle of traffic and was hit by a car. She said it should have told her to watch for traffic. I hate people.

[Gelston]

I remember reading a story about a woman who tried to sue google maps because she walked around a 2-lane round in the middle of traffic and was hit by a car. She said it should have told her to watch for traffic. I hate people.

If I were Google, I'd have sued her parents for creating such a dumbass.

[Androidpk]

Speaking of stupid lawsuits

http://fox13now.com/2014/12/29/unite...plane-tickets/

[Atlanteax]

You people don't seem to know what a Darwin award is, except for PB (Although she was a crackhead and possibly birthed tons of crack babies.)

1. Can not have had children.
2. Must either be dead or injured in a way is which he/she can not have children
3. The accident wipes out them and all their children

My understanding is that a Darwin award is more along the lines that "Humanity benefits from the removal of this individual's genes from the pool"

[Gelston]

My understanding is that a Darwin award is more along the lines that "Humanity benefits from the removal of this individual's genes from the pool"

That is exactly what those 3 rules spell out. 1 and 3 are an (or). 2 is a requirement.

[Gnome Rage]

I'm pretty sure it just means you're dumb and don't deserve to reproduce and plague us with your stupidity. lol

[Jhynnifer]

http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/

In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival.

Reproduction
Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
Excellence
Astounding misapplication of judgment.
Self-Selection
Cause one's own demise.
Maturity
Capable of sound judgment.
Veracity
The event must be true.

You have to meet the above criteria in order to receive the award.

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Florida Couple Spent Days In Unlocked Closet, Thought They Were Trapped: Cops

A pair of hapless accused trespassers spent two days in a closet, thinking they were trapped inside.


John Arwood and Amber Campbell told police that someone had chased them into the closet at Daytona State College's Marine and Environmental Science Center on Sunday. Once they were inside the janitor's closet, they couldn't get out.


But it wasn't until Tuesday that Arwood decided to call 911. When Daytona Beach police arrived, they discovered that the door did not lock.



Cops found human feces and suspected drug paraphernalia in the closet, but they didn't find any drugs.


Arwood and Campbell were both charged with trespassing. Campbell was also charged with violating her probation.


In 2013, she was arrested after escaping a mental health treatment facility, crashing a car and escaping from the back of a police cruiser.


According to the Orlando Sentinel, Arwood's record includes five jail sentences in Florida since 2000, with offenses including armed burglary, possession of more than 20 grams of marijuana, and fleeing law enforcement.

[Wrathbringer]

Florida Couple Spent Days In Unlocked Closet, Thought They Were Trapped: Cops

All I want to know is: who dooked?