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    How many rats did you have to skin to corner the GS housing market?
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Satiric portrait of PC members you dislike made with a burner account? How trenchant.

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    Man, really running out of ways to be lame, aren't you?

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    I like turtles.
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    Click the link above to see how much you owe the government.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    I like turtles.
    This is correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Castles & Assholes View Post
    I’ve been playing GemStone on and off for over twenty years. Being a quiet INFP personality, I started playing in high school after my “cool” friends wouldn’t talk to me anymore. I also started abusing internet pornography around the same time. In college, I used the internet as a way to cope with being on my own away from home. The more I used, the more I couldn’t stop. I spent the next twenty years being in an online choke-hold: I went to therapy three times a week and took a psychiatric medication, wondering why I couldn’t function normally in society with a college education. None of my doctors could figure out why. I’d flirt with women; they’d say I’m weak. I was 5’10” with a nice-looking face, solid build, similar life experiences, and well-to-do family. Then I started acting like RuPaul and that’s when I just knew it was time to stop. Is the internet the gayest thing that’s ever happened to people? Perhaps my mind couldn’t tell the difference between fantasy and reality very well. Fair warning: the internet can be a toxic disgrace for some.
    This is retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Castles & Assholes View Post
    I’ve been playing GemStone on and off for over twenty years. Being a quiet INFP personality, I started playing in high school after my “cool” friends wouldn’t talk to me anymore. I also started abusing internet pornography around the same time. In college, I used the internet as a way to cope with being on my own away from home. The more I used, the more I couldn’t stop. I spent the next twenty years being in an online choke-hold: I went to therapy three times a week and took a psychiatric medication, wondering why I couldn’t function normally in society with a college education. None of my doctors could figure out why. I’d flirt with women; they’d say I’m weak. I was 5’10” with a nice-looking face, solid build, similar life experiences, and well-to-do family. Then I started acting like RuPaul and that’s when I just knew it was time to stop. Is the internet the gayest thing that’s ever happened to people? Perhaps my mind couldn’t tell the difference between fantasy and reality very well. Fair warning: the internet can be a toxic disgrace for some.
    I’ve been playing with my wiener on and off for over twenty years. I've found I prefer "off". Being quite the NSFW personality, I started playing with it in high school until even me “imaginary” friends wouldn’t talk to me anymore. I stared in some abusive internet pornography around the same time. Instead of college, I used the internet as a way to cope with not being on my own and still living at home. The more I used the iternet, the more I used the internet...Oh and it made me gay*

    *Got bored.
    "Hi, my name is Ososis and I'm blaming my shitty life for being such a fragile, soy drinking, emotionally unstable loser. My triggers are: Red reputation, ANY mention of MacGuyver and being called a fragile, soy drinking, emotionally unstable loser."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Castles & Assholes View Post
    I’ve been playing GemStone on and off for over twenty years. Being a quiet INFP personality, I started playing in high school after my “cool” friends wouldn’t talk to me anymore. I also started abusing internet pornography around the same time. In college, I used the internet as a way to cope with being on my own away from home. The more I used, the more I couldn’t stop. I spent the next twenty years being in an online choke-hold: I went to therapy three times a week and took a psychiatric medication, wondering why I couldn’t function normally in society with a college education. None of my doctors could figure out why. I’d flirt with women; they’d say I’m weak. I was 5’10” with a nice-looking face, solid build, similar life experiences, and well-to-do family. Then I started acting like RuPaul and that’s when I just knew it was time to stop. Is the internet the gayest thing that’s ever happened to people? Perhaps my mind couldn’t tell the difference between fantasy and reality very well. Fair warning: the internet can be a toxic disgrace for some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Castles & Assholes View Post
    I asked a girl out. It didn't go well. I knew I should have worn my other fedora.

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