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Thread: Google knows that you need.

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    Default Google knows that you need.

    Here is a fun little time waster.

    Pull up Google and put in “[your first name] needs” into the search. Use the quotes. As an example “joe needs”.

    The first page tells me that I need...

    money to buy weapons

    a committed family

    another beer (hells yeah)

    a shot at an education

    an intervention (hells no)

    an inclusive national dialogue

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    Tamara needs:
    structure - yep
    a forever family - can't get rid of the one I have
    your help - not really
    our prayers - definitely not
    a favor - always
    a cell phone - have one
    our prayers again! - definitely not!

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    Patrick needs:

    Your help aquiring penicillin ??????????????????????????? wtf # 1
    game
    to issue an update
    freedom to bite
    does not need danica patrick
    a refresher course
    to propose a raise in the gasoline tax
    more love!
    Last edited by g++; 03-05-2009 at 01:58 PM.
    A message board is a place on the internet you can go to find out with anonymity why you dont speak more often at parties.

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    Really should have named this thread The Jerk.

    /and that's all I need.

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    Emma Needs:

    Serious help (so true)

    A love song

    A belt rather badly

    Help (I sense a bit of a theme here...)

    You! (Unless you are Backlash)(Or Stainley)(Or any of you fuckers)

    Your help

    Helpful Answers

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    Braces
    Braces again (http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...needs%20braces)
    to get a life
    braces
    a nap
    braces
    braces
    braces
    braces

    Back, your thread sucks. So does sharing a name with Lisa Simpson, it seems.

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    jessa needs...

    to stay vigilant
    nudes
    to be cloned
    to take english lessons
    to come over soon
    to clean it up
    Last edited by Hips; 03-05-2009 at 02:21 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Liagala View Post
    Braces
    Braces again (http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...needs%20braces)
    to get a life
    braces
    a nap
    braces
    braces
    braces
    braces

    Back, your thread sucks. So does sharing a name with Lisa Simpson, it seems.
    ROFL

    DENTAL PLAN!
    A message board is a place on the internet you can go to find out with anonymity why you dont speak more often at parties.

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    Justin needs..

    to start playing smash bros. again
    a date
    to bring humble back
    a clever display name
    an attitude adjustment
    to bring sexy back
    to learn this isn't 500 bc and you can't bang every girl that makes your slinky go doing-!doing


    oh man..

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    Quote Originally Posted by GS3 Michiko View Post
    jessa needs...

    to be cloned
    At least they like you - everyone is praying for me.

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