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Vif dies in park
Was kinda funny, not really a duel, but just a slay.
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Enormis swings a golden imflass claidhmore at Vif!
AS: +301 vs DS: +323 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +100 = +119
... and hits for 47 points of damage!
A mighty blow cleaves a swath through Vif's back, taking the spine with it.
* Vif drops dead at your feet!
Thought it was humerous
Kuyuk
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Comical, mainly because it was such a lucky hit. 119 on the back, and then a back crit.
The best part is it was an imflass claidh, so that +12 really did make all the difference!
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Originally posted by Tsa`ah
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I don't get it. One guy pwns another guy. Where's the joke?
It was long ago and it was far away,
And it was so much better than it is today ...
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Vif is, arguably, female.Originally posted by Galleazzo
I don't get it. One guy pwns another guy. Where's the joke?
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Originally posted by Tsa`ah
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It's not one guy pwnz another guy.
It's one assclown pwning a crackmonkey.
Maybe we can lock those two in a room for a week. The DR will be high enough at the time of release for either of them to just quit.
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Every time that Vif dies it's a good thing and something that should be made fun of.
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Her antics have got to be the most ridicilous of anyone Ive seen playing. She deserves a good spine slashing every now and again.Originally posted by DaMaGe
Every time that Vif dies it's a good thing and something that should be made fun of.
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damn luck 100 roll......and someone enlighten me on the antics of Vif, i know i've seen her about bu not sure what her deal is?
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Didnt she once carry a blood red rag in her skirt or some shit like that?
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