I saw a Steven Seagal movie on some cable channel recently. Does the title really matter?
And I actually own a copy of Battlefield Earth.
I saw a Steven Seagal movie on some cable channel recently. Does the title really matter?
And I actually own a copy of Battlefield Earth.
We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. MurrowOriginally Posted by Gelston
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Rented Wanted over the weekend. The beginning was alright, Angelina gave me a hard-on and I could even forgive the magic bullet thing, but the whole cloth fate horseshit? Lame. And then the kid at the end asks, "What the fuck have you done lately?" Well I fucking watched this half-assed movie is what I did, asshole. Also it's just not cool when Morgan Freeman says "motherfucker."
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Wanted severely fucked up the source material. It kept a few of the good moments but was mostly a wash.
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For fucking real. How do they turn an action game into a movie where Max Payne goes an hour into it without shooting anyone?! Did any of them play the game? You can't get across the street without needing to kill someone!
I kinda liked Shoot Em Up as a purely nonsense film.
I kinda enjoyed Wanted.
What was a truly shitty movie was "What Just Happened" with Bruce Willis and DeNiro. It was like someone took a shit in my eyes, then ate the shit, and then puked up the vomit shit in my mouth. I don't even understand how you can make such a bad movie about making a bad movie.
Transporter 3 was really disappointingly bad. I liked the first one, the second one was okay, but this one dropped off the fucking roof. The chick was an annoying, dirty ginger.
The Nalfein Kitten
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The chick was the only part I liked. The ugly car and the preposterous nonsense plot were the bits that made me hate it.
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Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things. Bunch of us re-rented it for nostalgia sake and yeah, it's still a terrible terrible movie.
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Does anyone even KNOW anyone that watches those cheesy movies Sci-fi channel cranks out? They all look and sound terrible.
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The Spirit was fucking terrible. Worse than battlefield earth terrible.
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That's like...not even worth watching on TBS bad.
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