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  1. 11-22-2008, 10:02 AM #1
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    Default Someone call PETA - animal sexual harassment!?!?!?1111

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html

    Seriously though, best opening line ever.

    A college student in southern China was bitten by a panda after he broke into the bear's enclosure hoping to get a hug, state media and a park employee said Saturday.
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    How about the closing line?!

    The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep. The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.
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    turns out it wasn't a college student, it was Marv Alberts.
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    The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep. The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.
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    Someone once told me that Panda's aren't bears at all but are raccoons. anyone heard this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignot View Post
    Someone once told me that Panda's aren't bears at all but are raccoons. anyone heard this?
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