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    I was talking to someone on AIM tonight and remembered some poems my very first girlfriend had written about me during a few years when I was uh..less than good a good boyfriend. Anyway, she's still got them up on her old website so I figured I'd share 'em. Figured somebody might get a kick out of them.

    Early in the relationship:


    Mid relationship:


    ...End of relationship:


    The relationship lasted five years on and off, usually weekly.

    Here's your chance to flame me without me getting pissed off and saying anything back!

    Enjoy.
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    They're not my images. She made them long ago before knowledge of photoshop was commonplace.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Neff View Post
    They're not my images. She made them long ago before knowledge of photoshop was commonplace.
    Oh, sorry. Your linking of images got pwned. See?

    Quote Originally Posted by Neff View Post
    I was talking to someone on AIM tonight and remembered some poems my very first girlfriend had written about me during a few years when I was uh..less than good a good boyfriend. Anyway, she's still got them up on her old website so I figured I'd share 'em. Figured somebody might get a kick out of them.

    Early in the relationship:


    Mid relationship:


    ...End of relationship:


    The relationship lasted five years on and off, usually weekly.

    Here's your chance to flame me without me getting pissed off and saying anything back!

    Enjoy.
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    Oh, huh. weird. They show up fine for me. Uploading them to my freewebs server so they show up.





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    That's not all you saw last night.
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    Fi-ixed.





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