Sexual Blunders

[Showal]

Nice one. Very creative.

You've mastered the art of posting like a bot (without ads).

[Gnome Rage]

Well... Lets have a little discussion about losing your virginity. As a 17 year old girl, you want the candles and the romance and the sand and the beach and the warm weather and so on and so forth. My poor boyfriend, he tried... He bought the candle and opened the windows... Too bad it was like March and still chilly out. The romantic movie we watched, Transformers. Which was rewound to an action scene in order to mask any noise we would make... Romantic huh? I asked him to make it like a bandaid, thinking that we could just get it over with and that tomorrow it wouldn't be so bad... and he did the opposite. Needless to say, I still can't watch Transformers without laughing. My nick name when I got to college became Megatron, for a completely ironic and non-related reason BUT, he had a long laugh when he heard about it.

Not sure if thats a blunder, but I sure thought it was entertaining.

[Sean of the Thread]

Well... Lets have a little discussion about losing your virginity. As a 17 year old girl, you want the candles and the romance and the sand and the beach and the warm weather and so on and so forth. My poor boyfriend, he tried... He bought the candle and opened the windows... Too bad it was like March and still chilly out. The romantic movie we watched, Transformers. Which was rewound to an action scene in order to mask any noise we would make... Romantic huh? I asked him to make it like a bandaid, thinking that we could just get it over with and that tomorrow it wouldn't be so bad... and he did the opposite. Needless to say, I still can't watch Transformers without laughing. My nick name when I got to college became Megatron, for a completely ironic and non-related reason BUT, he had a long laugh when he heard about it.

Not sure if thats a blunder, but I sure thought it was entertaining.

That's one of the most retarded and sad story I've ever heard.

[thefarmer]

That's one of the most retarded and sad story I've ever heard.

Irony...

[DCSL]

Well... Lets have a little discussion about losing your virginity. As a 17 year old girl, you want the candles and the romance and the sand and the beach and the warm weather and so on and so forth. My poor boyfriend, he tried... He bought the candle and opened the windows... Too bad it was like March and still chilly out. The romantic movie we watched, Transformers. Which was rewound to an action scene in order to mask any noise we would make... Romantic huh? I asked him to make it like a bandaid, thinking that we could just get it over with and that tomorrow it wouldn't be so bad... and he did the opposite. Needless to say, I still can't watch Transformers without laughing. My nick name when I got to college became Megatron, for a completely ironic and non-related reason BUT, he had a long laugh when he heard about it.

Not sure if thats a blunder, but I sure thought it was entertaining.

Wow. I did not want the candles, the romance, the sand, the beach or anything like that. I wanted to fuck my boyfriend, heh. Still though, now I'm going to think of your first time whenever I hear/see the name Megatron. That made me laaaaauuuugh.

[ElvenFury]

Rewound? Are you even old enough to remember the technology that originated that term?

Aww, I just made myself feel sad.

[Sean of the Thread]

Irony...

Well played well played.




I can barely remember the first time but I do remember it was in the club house of the apartments at like 3 am and I distinctly remember her saying "You're not even going to kiss me?".

[Kuyuk]

Did you tell her it was hard because you had to kneel down to get to the same level as her in the wheelchair?

[Sean of the Thread]

Did you tell her it was hard because you had to kneel down to get to the same level as her in the wheelchair?

You try too hard to the point of being a fucktard.

Give it a rest it's not even remotely amusing.

[Gnome Rage]

That's one of the most retarded and sad story I've ever heard.

Wasn't that the point?