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  1. #21
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    Originally posted by longshot
    Originally posted by Maimara
    Friday, October 24th.

    maimbeth: DUDE
    maimbeth: JAPANESE GIRLS SQUEAL W HEN OU FUCK THEM
    maimbeth: OMFG
    maimbeth: ROFL
    maimbeth: I LOVE PORNO
    drew cantu: LOL
    maimbeth: It's sooo entertaining
    drew cantu: I've never met a woman who watches porno.. for entertainment value, no less.
    maimbeth: I LOVE IT
    maimbeth: I LOVE IT WHEN T HEY PRETEND TO LIKE THE SPERM
    maimbeth: YOU KNOW THEY DON'T.
    drew cantu: ROFLMFAO
    drew cantu: OH SHIT
    drew cantu: I'VE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD AT 6:30
    maimbeth: japs squeal harder when you do them in the butt
    ....

    seems sombody knows from experence hows like in japan?

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    Originally posted by Kurapira
    Ich liebe Pimmel: You know once I was fucking this guy in the ass and he turned around and kissed me. What a Kurapira.
    GS Kurapira: uhm..eww
    Ich liebe Pimmel: I mean good morning!
    Ich liebe Pimmel: sorry. typo. the keys are right next to each other
    GS Kurapira: oh yea, i do that all the time


    FREEEEAAAAK!!


    [Edited on 8-20-2004 by Tsa`ah]

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    yea this folder inspired this whole coversation




    EmpressBtch: omg
    LazyBard: wha?
    EmpressBtch: go to PC and read the AIM snippets then click on Tayre's link
    LazyBard: it in off topic?
    EmpressBtch: yeh
    LazyBard: OMFG arthas link is SICK!
    EmpressBtch: the chick with the dick?
    LazyBard: no the guy with the asshole that you can park a volkswagon in
    EmpressBtch: I am so NOT looking
    LazyBard: LOL you gotta!
    Lazy Bard: LINK REMOVED
    LazyBard: look at the first page LOL
    EmpressBtch: no!
    EmpressBtch: no! no!
    LazyBard: DO IT!!!
    EmpressBtch: in a little bit
    LazyBard: I am so not clicking tayre's link
    EmpressBtch: do it!
    LazyBard: No you click the other one first!
    EmpressBtch: you
    EmpressBtch: I do not want to see some hairy manass with an asshole the size of a truck
    LazyBard: LOL but it has a link that you click on that one say the giver and one says the reciver!
    LazyBard: click the damn link!
    LazyBard: LINK REMOVED
    EmpressBtch: eww
    LazyBard: LOL
    LazyBard: give that to kyal and don't tell em what it is!!! ROFL
    EmpressBtch: LINK REMOVED
    EmpressBtch: this guy's a freak
    EmpressBtch: read it no pix
    LazyBard: that guy needs serious help
    EmpressBtch: yah he does
    LazyBard: oh you know this conversation is going into the snippets now don't you
    EmpressBtch: bastard
    Last edited by HarmNone; 02-28-2006 at 11:13 AM.
    Kyal says, "Jabee still poops in Plur's diapers tho."

    Kyal says, "Not a pretty site to see um both gruntin in the same diaper at the same time."

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    what the fuck is wrong with people and why the hell do you have all these disgusting links!

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    Yea this snippet isn't here because I didn't post it


    EmpressBtch: aight tho i gotta shower real quick
    LazyBard: turn the sound up real high so you hear when I IM you cause I am dead LOL
    EmpressBtch: lol
    LazyBard: yea that didn't take long
    EmpressBtch: ok I think I'm just going with a sweater and some khakis on today's job hunt
    EmpressBtch: uh no why should I shave my legs if I'm wearing pants?
    EmpressBtch: for a short person I have long legs
    EmpressBtch: I'm built so weird
    LazyBard: ROFL
    EmpressBtch: I already showered
    LazyBard: good god woman who are you the flash?
    EmpressBtch: yeah
    EmpressBtch: nah I get real dry skin in the winter so I can't take my half hour showers
    LazyBard: LOL I get dry skin all the time looks like I have been rolling in flower
    EmpressBtch: uh don't put this in the snippets cause its gross but
    LazyBard: ROFL
    EmpressBtch: I was cleaning my ears and somehow I had Kyal's sock lint in there
    EmpressBtch: wtf? is he sticking his toes in my ears at night?
    LazyBard: actually I was thinking the whole beer and titties in snippets and the writting in the snow but you just gave me better fodder
    EmpressBtch: Is that not gross?
    EmpressBtch: You don't understand if you could smell his feet
    EmpressBtch: you would die
    LazyBard: ummmm if I ever in any way shape or form get close enough to his feet to smell them I deserve to die
    EmpressBtch: LOL
    EmpressBtch: thats nothing I sent the half hour shower thing to the wrong person at first and he was like uh okay


    -Messages to Kyal-
    LazyBard: umm you need to put lotion or something on your feet
    LazyBard: cologne
    LazyBard: something!
    Kyal: feh...you wear combat boots 13 hours a day and see how good your feet smell at the end of it


    EmpressBtch: Hey I did put lotion on his feet, this neat lemon mintgrass odor killer one
    LazyBard: ROFL
    EmpressBtch: alas it don't work 100% some of it still lingers
    LazyBard: LOL ok you two can come visit but he has to leave his feet at home cause i am not taking a cab anywhere with him if I have to hang my head out the window the whole trip



    (edited because she keeps giving me more to use against her)

    [Edited on 12-17-2003 by LazyBard]

    [Edited on 12-17-2003 by LazyBard]
    Kyal says, "Jabee still poops in Plur's diapers tho."

    Kyal says, "Not a pretty site to see um both gruntin in the same diaper at the same time."

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    Lord Whirlin (12:17:37 PM): Hopefully the fact that I still feel drunk will help me forget it
    Lord Whirlin (12:18:05 PM): but... yeah
    Lord Whirlin (12:18:06 PM): -wave-
    Lord Whirlin (12:18:08 PM): goodnight!
    wolfee975 (12:18:48 PM): lol it's 12 in the afternoon

    Welcome to the world of Vodka, Greg!!
    BWahahaa!

    - D
    Not all who wander are lost.
    -JRRT

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    EDIT: At Sintik's behest, I'm putting in a serious disclaimer. This is the most disturbing site ever. Seriously, not for the faint of heart or anyone normal.

    The following is not for the faint of heart. This was sent to me about two months ago from someone who does post here. Do not click if there are people in the room, or if you like not throwing up.

    Someone who will remain unnamed (12:58:30 PM): LINK REMOVED (NOTE: this link was disguised as something else)
    Mooshoo16 (12:59:02 PM): oh god
    Mooshoo16 (12:59:05 PM): what the hell was that
    Someone who will remain unnamed (12:59:07 PM): lmao
    Mooshoo16 (12:59:12 PM): dude
    Mooshoo16 (12:59:15 PM): oh my god
    Mooshoo16 (12:59:20 PM): jesus christ
    Mooshoo16 (12:59:22 PM): wtf is wrong with you
    Mooshoo16 (12:59:25 PM): oh god
    Someone who will remain unnamed (12:59:32 PM): thats some sick shit
    Mooshoo16 (12:59:33 PM): i think i'm actually going to vomit
    Mooshoo16 (1:00:56 PM): well, i WAS going to go to lunch
    Someone who will remain unnamed (1:01:07 PM): heh
    Someone who will remain unnamed (1:01:28 PM): Blame Rhys/Matt, he sent it to me
    Mooshoo16 (1:01:35 PM): that fucker!
    Mooshoo16 (1:02:03 PM): okay, i just threw up my damn sandwich into my trash can
    Mooshoo16 (1:02:06 PM): i'm not even kidding
    Mooshoo16 (1:02:12 PM): ugh
    Someone who will remain unnamed (1:02:19 PM): dude, close the window ;p
    Someone who will remain unnamed (1:02:34 PM): is it burned to your retina's?
    Mooshoo16 (1:02:46 PM): i did
    Mooshoo16 (1:02:48 PM): a long time ago
    Someone who will remain unnamed (1:03:54 PM): remember that next time you fuck with me! Next time I'll send the really nasty stuff
    Mooshoo16 (1:04:05 PM): you sick fuck!
    Mooshoo16 (1:04:17 PM): i thought that uglypeople.com was nasty
    Mooshoo16 (1:04:18 PM): but damn

    [Edited on 12-17-2003 by Edaarin]
    Last edited by HarmNone; 02-28-2006 at 11:13 AM.

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    Originally posted by Halfsilver
    Lord Whirlin (12:17:37 PM): Hopefully the fact that I still feel drunk will help me forget it
    Lord Whirlin (12:18:05 PM): but... yeah
    Lord Whirlin (12:18:06 PM): -wave-
    Lord Whirlin (12:18:08 PM): goodnight!
    wolfee975 (12:18:48 PM): lol it's 12 in the afternoon

    Welcome to the world of Vodka, Greg!!
    BWahahaa!

    - D
    ... Finals + Breakup + college drama + home drama + lyme + Christmas (and shopping) + messing up shit with a possible new gf + Failing a couple classes = the fucking worst time of my life

    .... Now I'm going back to bed
    Lord Whirlin (12:17:37 PM): Hopefully the fact that I still feel drunk will help me forget it
    Lord Whirlin (12:18:08 PM): goodnight!
    wolfee975 (12:18:48 PM): lol it\\'s 12 in the afternoon

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    Bard: You know what would be really funny
    Mooshoo16: what
    Bard: Make a guy and girl cleric, give them the title brother and sister
    Mooshoo16: heheh
    Bard: Make them both black
    Mooshoo16: HAHAHAHAH
    Bard: Give them shitty gear
    Bard: Would be funny
    Mooshoo16: i have platinum shit
    Bard: Haha
    Mooshoo16: and baggy trousers
    Bard: Platinum and gold
    Mooshoo16: somewhere
    Bard: Probably get banned or something, but would be funny
    Mooshoo16: if those fuckers can go around speaking confucius style, then i can make black people
    Mooshoo16: fuck simu and their double standard policy
    Bard: Anquwaan
    Bard: And Shaniquaaa
    Mooshoo16: this is going on the snippet thread
    Bard: ROFLMAO

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    Originally posted by Tayre
    I don't have DeadAIM on my laptop, so this is all I have.

    Taerven: Show me one hot woman that had a penis first
    drew cantu: http://www.bakla.net
    Taerven: Okay I'm not even clicking that link

    P.S. - Obviously, don't click on the link unless you want to see a woman with a penis. Thank Kurapira for showing me this and traumatizing me.

    [Edited on 12-17-2003 by Tayre]

    Being bisexual you would think that would be my ultimate woman ROFLMAO.

    Cat
    99% Plastic 1% Woman

    I have found you can find happiness in slavery. ~NIN

    Centered just above the wrist, the tattoo simply reads \\"Inmate 1104, Teras Isle Asylum\\" in slightly jagged letters.

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