AIM snippets

Originally posted by longshot

Originally posted by Maimara
Friday, October 24th.

maimbeth: DUDE
maimbeth: JAPANESE GIRLS SQUEAL W HEN OU FUCK THEM
maimbeth: OMFG
maimbeth: ROFL
maimbeth: I LOVE PORNO
drew cantu: LOL
maimbeth: It's sooo entertaining
drew cantu: I've never met a woman who watches porno.. for entertainment value, no less.
maimbeth: I LOVE IT
maimbeth: I LOVE IT WHEN T HEY PRETEND TO LIKE THE SPERM
maimbeth: YOU KNOW THEY DON'T.
drew cantu: ROFLMFAO
drew cantu: OH SHIT
drew cantu: I'VE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD AT 6:30
maimbeth: japs squeal harder when you do them in the butt
....

seems sombody knows from experence hows like in japan?

Originally posted by Kurapira
Ich liebe Pimmel: You know once I was fucking this guy in the ass and he turned around and kissed me. What a Kurapira.
GS Kurapira: uhm..eww
Ich liebe Pimmel: I mean good morning!
Ich liebe Pimmel: sorry. typo. the keys are right next to each other
GS Kurapira: oh yea, i do that all the time


FREEEEAAAAK!!

[Edited on 8-20-2004 by Tsa`ah]

[LazyBard]

yea this folder inspired this whole coversation




EmpressBtch: omg
LazyBard: wha?
EmpressBtch: go to PC and read the AIM snippets then click on Tayre's link
LazyBard: it in off topic?
EmpressBtch: yeh
LazyBard: OMFG arthas link is SICK!
EmpressBtch: the chick with the dick?
LazyBard: no the guy with the asshole that you can park a volkswagon in
EmpressBtch: I am so NOT looking
LazyBard: LOL you gotta!
Lazy Bard: LINK REMOVED
LazyBard: look at the first page LOL
EmpressBtch: no!
EmpressBtch: no! no!
LazyBard: DO IT!!!
EmpressBtch: in a little bit
LazyBard: I am so not clicking tayre's link
EmpressBtch: do it!
LazyBard: No you click the other one first!
EmpressBtch: you
EmpressBtch: I do not want to see some hairy manass with an asshole the size of a truck
LazyBard: LOL but it has a link that you click on that one say the giver and one says the reciver!
LazyBard: click the damn link!
LazyBard: LINK REMOVED
EmpressBtch: eww
LazyBard: LOL
LazyBard: give that to kyal and don't tell em what it is!!! ROFL
EmpressBtch: LINK REMOVED
EmpressBtch: this guy's a freak
EmpressBtch: read it no pix
LazyBard: that guy needs serious help
EmpressBtch: yah he does
LazyBard: oh you know this conversation is going into the snippets now don't you
EmpressBtch: bastard

what the fuck is wrong with people and why the hell do you have all these disgusting links!

[LazyBard]

Yea this snippet isn't here because I didn't post it


EmpressBtch: aight tho i gotta shower real quick
LazyBard: turn the sound up real high so you hear when I IM you cause I am dead LOL
EmpressBtch: lol
LazyBard: yea that didn't take long
EmpressBtch: ok I think I'm just going with a sweater and some khakis on today's job hunt
EmpressBtch: uh no why should I shave my legs if I'm wearing pants?
EmpressBtch: for a short person I have long legs
EmpressBtch: I'm built so weird
LazyBard: ROFL
EmpressBtch: I already showered
LazyBard: good god woman who are you the flash?
EmpressBtch: yeah
EmpressBtch: nah I get real dry skin in the winter so I can't take my half hour showers
LazyBard: LOL I get dry skin all the time looks like I have been rolling in flower
EmpressBtch: uh don't put this in the snippets cause its gross but
LazyBard: ROFL
EmpressBtch: I was cleaning my ears and somehow I had Kyal's sock lint in there
EmpressBtch: wtf? is he sticking his toes in my ears at night?
LazyBard: actually I was thinking the whole beer and titties in snippets and the writting in the snow but you just gave me better fodder
EmpressBtch: Is that not gross?
EmpressBtch: You don't understand if you could smell his feet
EmpressBtch: you would die
LazyBard: ummmm if I ever in any way shape or form get close enough to his feet to smell them I deserve to die
EmpressBtch: LOL
EmpressBtch: thats nothing I sent the half hour shower thing to the wrong person at first and he was like uh okay


-Messages to Kyal-
LazyBard: umm you need to put lotion or something on your feet
LazyBard: cologne
LazyBard: something!
Kyal: feh...you wear combat boots 13 hours a day and see how good your feet smell at the end of it


EmpressBtch: Hey I did put lotion on his feet, this neat lemon mintgrass odor killer one
LazyBard: ROFL
EmpressBtch: alas it don't work 100% some of it still lingers
LazyBard: LOL ok you two can come visit but he has to leave his feet at home cause i am not taking a cab anywhere with him if I have to hang my head out the window the whole trip



(edited because she keeps giving me more to use against her)

[Edited on 12-17-2003 by LazyBard]

[Edited on 12-17-2003 by LazyBard]

[Halfsilver]

Lord Whirlin (12:17:37 PM): Hopefully the fact that I still feel drunk will help me forget it
Lord Whirlin (12:18:05 PM): but... yeah
Lord Whirlin (12:18:06 PM): -wave-
Lord Whirlin (12:18:08 PM): goodnight!
wolfee975 (12:18:48 PM): lol it's 12 in the afternoon

Welcome to the world of Vodka, Greg!!
BWahahaa!

- D

[Edaarin]

EDIT: At Sintik's behest, I'm putting in a serious disclaimer. This is the most disturbing site ever. Seriously, not for the faint of heart or anyone normal.

The following is not for the faint of heart. This was sent to me about two months ago from someone who does post here. Do not click if there are people in the room, or if you like not throwing up.

Someone who will remain unnamed (12:58:30 PM): LINK REMOVED (NOTE: this link was disguised as something else)
Mooshoo16 (12:59:02 PM): oh god
Mooshoo16 (12:59:05 PM): what the hell was that
Someone who will remain unnamed (12:59:07 PM): lmao
Mooshoo16 (12:59:12 PM): dude
Mooshoo16 (12:59:15 PM): oh my god
Mooshoo16 (12:59:20 PM): jesus christ
Mooshoo16 (12:59:22 PM): wtf is wrong with you
Mooshoo16 (12:59:25 PM): oh god
Someone who will remain unnamed (12:59:32 PM): thats some sick shit
Mooshoo16 (12:59:33 PM): i think i'm actually going to vomit
Mooshoo16 (1:00:56 PM): well, i WAS going to go to lunch
Someone who will remain unnamed (1:01:07 PM): heh
Someone who will remain unnamed (1:01:28 PM): Blame Rhys/Matt, he sent it to me
Mooshoo16 (1:01:35 PM): that fucker!
Mooshoo16 (1:02:03 PM): okay, i just threw up my damn sandwich into my trash can
Mooshoo16 (1:02:06 PM): i'm not even kidding
Mooshoo16 (1:02:12 PM): ugh
Someone who will remain unnamed (1:02:19 PM): dude, close the window ;p
Someone who will remain unnamed (1:02:34 PM): is it burned to your retina's?
Mooshoo16 (1:02:46 PM): i did
Mooshoo16 (1:02:48 PM): a long time ago
Someone who will remain unnamed (1:03:54 PM): remember that next time you fuck with me! Next time I'll send the really nasty stuff
Mooshoo16 (1:04:05 PM): you sick fuck!
Mooshoo16 (1:04:17 PM): i thought that uglypeople.com was nasty
Mooshoo16 (1:04:18 PM): but damn

[Edited on 12-17-2003 by Edaarin]

[Lord Whirlin]

Originally posted by Halfsilver
Lord Whirlin (12:17:37 PM): Hopefully the fact that I still feel drunk will help me forget it
Lord Whirlin (12:18:05 PM): but... yeah
Lord Whirlin (12:18:06 PM): -wave-
Lord Whirlin (12:18:08 PM): goodnight!
wolfee975 (12:18:48 PM): lol it's 12 in the afternoon

Welcome to the world of Vodka, Greg!!
BWahahaa!

- D

... Finals + Breakup + college drama + home drama + lyme + Christmas (and shopping) + messing up shit with a possible new gf + Failing a couple classes = the fucking worst time of my life

.... Now I'm going back to bed

[Edaarin]

Bard: You know what would be really funny
Mooshoo16: what
Bard: Make a guy and girl cleric, give them the title brother and sister
Mooshoo16: heheh
Bard: Make them both black
Mooshoo16: HAHAHAHAH
Bard: Give them shitty gear
Bard: Would be funny
Mooshoo16: i have platinum shit
Bard: Haha
Mooshoo16: and baggy trousers
Bard: Platinum and gold
Mooshoo16: somewhere
Bard: Probably get banned or something, but would be funny
Mooshoo16: if those fuckers can go around speaking confucius style, then i can make black people
Mooshoo16: fuck simu and their double standard policy
Bard: Anquwaan
Bard: And Shaniquaaa
Mooshoo16: this is going on the snippet thread
Bard: ROFLMAO

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Tayre
I don't have DeadAIM on my laptop, so this is all I have.

Taerven: Show me one hot woman that had a penis first
drew cantu: http://www.bakla.net
Taerven: Okay I'm not even clicking that link

P.S. - Obviously, don't click on the link unless you want to see a woman with a penis. Thank Kurapira for showing me this and traumatizing me.

[Edited on 12-17-2003 by Tayre]

Being bisexual you would think that would be my ultimate woman ROFLMAO.

Cat