AIM snippets

[Drunken Durfin]

You would think that they would keep track of the people that they IM Spammed and got no money from. I went a different route this time.

Povlich6 (1:19:52 PM): i hope you wanna to chat with a horny girI 2day... ;-)
DrunkenDurfin (1:20:14 PM): what are you wearing?
DrunkenDurfin (1:20:23 PM): I'm wearing a wizard hat and a robe
Povlich6 (1:20:39 PM): im wearing almost nothing lol
DrunkenDurfin (1:20:57 PM): Do you have peanut butter?
Povlich6 (1:21:27 PM): i am a IittIe busy right now, just got a new Iaptop trying to set my cam up..
DrunkenDurfin (1:21:58 PM): Oh, a cam. Can I watch you rub peanut butter all over your feet and then dip them into a bowl of Captain Crunch?
Povlich6 (1:22:28 PM): i have a fetish for being on cam
DrunkenDurfin (1:22:52 PM): I have a fetish for swallowing live goldfish then getting in a sauna.
Povlich6 (1:23:09 PM): miami
DrunkenDurfin (1:23:22 PM): do you like licking the tops of 9volt batteries?
Povlich6 (1:23:47 PM): lick n slurp!
DrunkenDurfin (1:24:11 PM): Sometimes I hurt myself...with a rubber mallet and a wood chisel
Povlich6 (1:24:30 PM): you can watch my web cam but youre not a kid right??
DrunkenDurfin (1:25:06 PM): I like text better, it gives you more room to fantasize
DrunkenDurfin (1:25:14 PM): like right now, I'm imagining you
DrunkenDurfin (1:25:25 PM): laying on your back on a bed
DrunkenDurfin (1:25:30 PM): naked
DrunkenDurfin (1:25:45 PM): in a pile of broken glass
Povlich6 (1:25:48 PM): wish u were in my bed having your way with me
DrunkenDurfin (1:26:02 PM): while I pound you and you try to scream
DrunkenDurfin (1:26:14 PM): but you can't because I'm strangling you while I hump your brains out
DrunkenDurfin (1:26:31 PM): does that turn you on?
Povlich6 (1:26:59 PM): k ..weII im gonna show you if thats okay...
DrunkenDurfin (1:27:09 PM): what are you going to show me?
DrunkenDurfin (1:27:18 PM): are you cutting yourself?
DrunkenDurfin (1:27:23 PM): can I watch you bleed?
Povlich6 (1:27:35 PM): yeah i can be a tease
Povlich6 (1:27:47 PM): http://mylittlecamshow.com/privatecam?=8918 go there and my video wiII Ioad, just cIick accept invite, its 100% free to join since I'm a premium member, you onIy need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
DrunkenDurfin (1:27:54 PM): credit card?
Povlich6 (1:28:16 PM): if you cum watch me i'II do whatever you want me to do... fiII out your info, its free k?
DrunkenDurfin (1:28:24 PM): will you cut yourself for me?
DrunkenDurfin (1:28:31 PM): deep
Povlich6 (1:28:58 PM): i use this site to pIay on cause i don't want to be recorded!...this site doesn't aIIow peopIe to record my cam!
DrunkenDurfin (1:29:16 PM): I'll go ask one of the guards here if I can use his card
Povlich6 (1:29:43 PM): credit card is just to verify your age I had to verify mine aIso ;-) , u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just accept my invite
DrunkenDurfin (1:29:47 PM): They took all of mine away when I was incarcerated
Povlich6 (1:30:08 PM): Iet me know if you need any heIp Iogging in..i'm gonna sIip into something nice for you..k?
DrunkenDurfin (1:30:20 PM): can I come see you when I get out of prison?
Povlich6 (1:30:50 PM): im the girI in the main video that Ioads
DrunkenDurfin (1:31:11 PM): wait...I see you now
DrunkenDurfin (1:31:16 PM): I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Povlich6 (1:31:42 PM): k
DrunkenDurfin (1:31:55 PM): YOU ARE MY EX FUCKING WIFE...YOU FUCKING WHORE!
DrunkenDurfin (1:32:08 PM): How can this bee? I killed you eight yeras ago!
Povlich6 (1:32:25 PM): are u in babe??
DrunkenDurfin (1:32:38 PM): Satan sent you back to taunt me!
DrunkenDurfin (1:32:53 PM): you just wait until I get out of this prison...I'm coming for you!
Povlich6 (1:33:11 PM): k
DrunkenDurfin (1:33:12 PM): I won't leave anything to chance this time...this time I'm going to make sure you can never come back from the dead again!
DrunkenDurfin (1:33:24 PM): I'm going to cut off your head and burn you at the stake!
DrunkenDurfin (1:33:40 PM): DEMON BITCH QUEEN FROM HELL!!!!ONE111one!
DrunkenDurfin (1:33:49 PM): Nnnnngggh!

[AnticorRifling]

LOL

Next time just respond with Nnnnngggh! only. Over and over.

[Bhaalizmo]

That was some good shit right there.

Edit: I'm drunk. Okbai.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

nikkipants: So yeah, he posted entirely in text speak and was always spewing complete bullshit without a censor or even the slightest inkling of awareness of how uncomfortable his very public ramblings made lookers-on
SS: This isn't surprising, right?
nikkipants: I suppose not, though I should give my generation more credit since apparently most people just ignore their old as fuck family and don't break down and delete their facebook
SS: Old people on facebook freak me out and give me hope at the same time
nikkipants: ... forgive me if I don't follow, lol
SS: Welp I don't love knowing what bodice-ripping romance my granny is flickin the bean to, but it reassures me that despite all the bitching we're totally justified in not respecting our elders
nikkipants: since they're just as depraved and morally devoid as we are?
SS: Probably more so, but at least we're up front about it!

[SHAFT]

Lol old ass durfin post

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

abs: a has laughed at me before right after sex but not at me, at me
ss: Well that's totally different though
nikkipants: Doesn't everyone embarrass themselves at some point in their sex life though?
nikkipants: It's like a rite of passage or something
Drama: I think we should all get merit badges, like a scout sash, for sex
Drama: Achievement Unlocked: Jester's Joy "Congratulations, you made a fool out of yourself after orgasming!"

[thefarmer]

Seems someone hax'd Augie's SN...

Augie (fenix825) is available 11:26 pm
Online: 4h 18m

Dreaming Comment8m ago
Augie 11:26 pm
Hi

FarmerVivaldi 11:26 pm
Hi!

Augie 11:26 pm
Heello there.. My name is Amanda.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory

FarmerVivaldi 11:27 pm
I'm in a directory?
Should I be concerned?

Augie 11:27 pm
yea its a good tool on aol lifestream, hopee u don't mind that i am chatting with you?

FarmerVivaldi 11:27 pm
Not at all!

Augie 11:27 pm
I love chatting with neew people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?

FarmerVivaldi 11:28 pm
I love chatting with new people too

Augie 11:28 pm
Can ii ask you a quest?

FarmerVivaldi 11:28 pm
I'm from Misty Falls
Sure!

Augie 11:28 pm
Do yoou like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?

FarmerVivaldi 11:29 pm
How many tits do you have?

Augie 11:29 pm
Do you knooow what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i'll show you my Whooty....

FarmerVivaldi 11:29 pm
I'm all about the Whooty
Does it bring all the boys to your yard?

Augie 11:29 pm
lol Whooty iis a White Girl with a BOOTY! i wanna show u mine...

FarmerVivaldi 11:30 pm
Sweet!

FarmerVivaldi 11:30 pm
White girls never have booty

Augie 11:30 pm
oook let me set up my camera for you honey..

FarmerVivaldi 11:30 pm
Yay!
OOOOOOOOh
CAN YOU PUT ON YOUR WIZARD ROBES AND HAT?!
THEN TAKE IT OFF REAL SLOW?!!!!!

Augie 11:31 pm
uuum goto http://lilaroux.tumblr.com/oxAHookupGirlyxoxoPartyx and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click Accept Invite on the left!

FarmerVivaldi 11:31 pm
PLS?!

Augie 11:31 pm
Doon't worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register

FarmerVivaldi 11:31 pm
if I register will you wear the robes?
then show me your white girl booty whooty who?

Augie 11:32 pm
fill out yoour cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now

FarmerVivaldi 11:32 pm
CC?

Augie 11:32 pm
Whaat color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

FarmerVivaldi 11:32 pm
If I'm giving out my CC info, you better have the boots with the fur
My favorite color is hymen red

Augie 11:32 pm
I'll do anything you want mee to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register :-(

FarmerVivaldi 11:32 pm
do you have that?

Augie 11:32 pm
Well ii guess that would be hot pink ;-)

FarmerVivaldi 11:33 pm
nowai
hot pink /= hymen red
I thought you knew me

Augie 11:33 pm
Baby I'm Sooo Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show yoou what good boys deserve.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...

FarmerVivaldi 11:34 pm
You never answered me about your boots

[iJin]

lmao. How many tits do you have?

[AnticorRifling]

Whooty? I thought they were PAWGS phat ass white girls. AFK going to find some pogs to slam on some PAWGS.

[iJin]

xocrazyjillox: hey
rettemichjen: hi
xocrazyjillox: Well hello there
xocrazyjillox: how bout u?
rettemichjen: What about me? What about you?
xocrazyjillox: ahh so whatcha up 2??
rettemichjen: I'm up to you.
xocrazyjillox: oh cool. My asshole ex decided he'd cheat on me so i'm recently single.. no complaints though i'm loving the single life
xocrazyjillox: i love going out and meeting new ppl and that's exactly what i've been doing... what do u like 2 do for fun?
rettemichjen: I like to save the world from Reapers and make love to a Turian.
xocrazyjillox: well.... i have a bit of a wild-side i didn't mention b4 but one of my new fav things is to get on cam u ever watched a girl on cam b4?
rettemichjen: Yeah. It was roast beefy.
rettemichjen: I'm vegan.
xocrazyjillox: u should cumm check it out. i found this site that lets you join for free and doesn't charge anything either.. it's kinda like the facebook of cams lol but for adults
xocrazyjillox: i was actually about to get on now if u wanted to u could cum watch. all u do is make an account on there but it only takes like 2 seconds wanna see??
rettemichjen: Can we use a vid com instead? My ship isn't loaded with webcams ATM.
xocrazyjillox: kk yay!! i love getting new ppl to come in. u better give me a good rating lol. alright u just go 2 http://twurl.nl/13twqh and click the gold "Join Free" tab at the top there
txocrazyjillox: hen all u gotta do is sign-up real quick and u can join in. let me know if u have any problems and ill help ya if i can i've gotten pretty good at this. lol
rettemichjen: I'm having trouble.
rettemichjen: Can you help?
xocrazyjillox: u will need a cc but it will NOT get charged anything. it actually says it right there on the page and since i'm a premium member u get in free
rettemichjen: Can my friend EDI and Joker come perhaps? They like to have fun together.
rettemichjen: And drink.
rettemichjen: And update my ship systems.
rettemichjen: And guns.
xocrazyjillox:i really can't wait tho this is gonna be so fun. oh btw... might wanna turn down ure speakers cuz i can get a lil loud sometimes
rettemichjen: Thats okay, nothing is louder than the goddamn Reapers.
xocrazyjillox: i'm about to go change into someting a lil more "comfortable" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back
rettemichjen: CANY YOU CHANGE INTO MIRANDAS OUTFIT
xocrazyjillox: anything for u babe.


Woah. My Saturday nights are embarrassing. Now for another drink!