You too then Warriorbird, dont hate! Masterbate! Dont be jealous of my metrosexual dress. The only possible reason why anyone would say this is b/c when you go out, you dont get ass, however, looking round the bar, you may notice me sitting with the finest woman in the establishment. This here may cause a bit of resentment which may lead to the reason you feel you need to talk about how I dress, is there nothing else you can say. If your gonna make fun, say something like...

Briskbabexoxo + Vitruvian = Probably got head from her.

His metrosexual pose guarantees him ass!