1900+ troops dead today after "Mission Accomplished."
This president is a douche, why has he not been impeached?
Speaking softly to a one-eared rabbit, you say, \\"Prepare thine guard, monstrosity.\\"
The one-eared rabbit flattens its single floppy ear and edges cautiously toward you. It looks up at you with pink eyes and wrinkles its tiny nose.
You foolishly attempt to attack a one-eared rabbit.
The one-eared rabbit easily dodges out of the way with a vaguely annoyed expression.
You cower.