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    I will admit, I have had it happen, on a fucking PHOTOSHOOT for work. Most embarassing god damn thing to happen to me to this day. Thank fucking god that no one noticed because I waddled my way to the bathroom ASAP and just threw the underwear in the garbage and went commando the rest of the day.

    And there was no sneezing involved, I just thought I had to fart and I was DEAD WRONG.









    Weren't you just DYING to know that about me? BWAHAHAHA
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    Originally posted by Jesae
    I will admit, I have had it happen, on a fucking PHOTOSHOOT for work. Most embarassing god damn thing to happen to me to this day. Thank fucking god that no one noticed because I waddled my way to the bathroom ASAP and just threw the underwear in the garbage and went commando the rest of the day.

    And there was no sneezing involved, I just thought I had to fart and I was DEAD WRONG.
    Oh fuck that is hilarious.

    wow.
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    better not do that in that wedding dress of yours or you are screwed.
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    Haha, sucker.

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    Heh, that little "incident" happened about 6 years ago. Any time I'm feeling uncertain about farting, I make sure my ass is over a toilet first.
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    Good to know.

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    I love how guys think that girls aren't as disgusting as they are.

    We are.




    I know this girl Scott works with, she's been living with her boyfriend for 5 fucking years. They don't fart infront of one-another. WTF.

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    Originally posted by Jesae
    I love how guys think that guys aren't as disgusting as they are.

    We are.




    I know we are. But, when did you decide to join us? In all seriousness, guys know girls do the same things, but we just don't want to think about them actually doing it. I thought your sharting escape was funny though, I couldn't imagine.

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    You mean girls?

    A lot of times in a relationship burping, farting, other stuff in front of one another. Brings the people closer together.
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    Haha, sucker.

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    Originally posted by MangledKitty
    You mean girls?
    I'm sure she did. Which is what made it quoteable. :P

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    Oh, yeah, THAT'S what I mean.

    I'm dumb.
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