I will admit, I have had it happen, on a fucking PHOTOSHOOT for work. Most embarassing god damn thing to happen to me to this day. Thank fucking god that no one noticed because I waddled my way to the bathroom ASAP and just threw the underwear in the garbage and went commando the rest of the day.
And there was no sneezing involved, I just thought I had to fart and I was DEAD WRONG.
Weren't you just DYING to know that about me? BWAHAHAHA
A friggin' huge war griffin says, "Dude, stop attacking me."
A friggin' huge war griffin asks, "Srsly, wtf?"