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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    What?
    He’s saying don’t let your dick touch anything while shitting at work, Walmart, and gas stations unless you want AIDS.
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    What?
    Oh, sorry. Here:

    Quote Originally Posted by Anticor
    If you and Jar Jar Binks had a child it would rule the world.
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    Wikka wikka my nikka yo yo yo yo: CHECK IT. Tha thang in the thang and bedump bedump da BEBANG knowwhatIsayin?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    He’s saying don’t let your dick touch anything while shitting at work, Walmart, and gas stations unless you want AIDS.
    That's the worst.

    We need more man toilets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fortybox View Post
    That's the worst.

    We need more man toilets.
    Absolutely.

    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Don’t let your dick touch anything while shitting at work, Walmart, and gas stations unless you want AIDS.
    Since my maturity level is at a zero, Methais is correct. Toilet AIDS on your gonads is just wrong



    Lets keep this thread going: For the sake of our children and our children's children's children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anticor
    If you and Jar Jar Binks had a child it would rule the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
    Wikka wikka my nikka yo yo yo yo: CHECK IT. Tha thang in the thang and bedump bedump da BEBANG knowwhatIsayin?!

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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    She just got banged in the supply closet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    She just got banged in the supply closet.
    Her "freshly banged in the supply closet not realizing I'm on the air in 6 minutes" hair seems to indicate that this is the case.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Fresno man pulls out a 5-foot tapeworm while on the toilet


    FRESNO, Calif. (KMPH) — A Fresno doctor thought he had heard it all... until this.

    Dr. Kenny Banh says the man came in complaining of bloody diarrhea, which is fairly common, but then he said he wanted to be tested for worms.

    Things got even more interesting when the man opened a grocery bag he was carrying.

    Inside the bag was giant tapeworm wrapped around a toilet paper roll.

    The man told Dr. Banh he sat down on the toilet, and while he was taking care of business, he felt something wiggling.

    At first, he thought his guts were coming out but started to pull on it and it just kept coming and coming.

    The man took an empty paper roll and started wrapping it around and around.

    He then put the roll in a bag and headed to Community Regional Medical Center.

    At the hospital, they rolled the tapeworm out on paper towels on the floor and it measured 5-1/2 feet.

    So where did the tapeworm come from?

    The man said he hadn’t traveled or had any questionable drinking water that he could think of.

    He did, however, tell Banh, “I eat raw salmon almost every day.”

    Dr. Banh says he believes that was the cause and also believes the man didn't get it all out.

    The good news is the cure is simple – the same pill that people give to infected dogs can be given to humans.

    Dr. Banh originally told the story of the tapeworm on the podcast, "This Won't Hurt A Bit."

    Click here to listen to the podcast.

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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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