To The Board Trolls (often known as The Attention Whores)
The board troll is a piteous beast.
It blathers most but says the least.
It's lacking brains, and worth, and wit.
There's nowhere that it seems to fit.
It wanders here and wanders there;
Alas, it has no thoughts to share.
Rejected, it just babbles on
Despite the cries of "Troll, begone!".
We each have seen one. Yes, it's true.
I've seen aplenty. So have you.
I wonder what will happen when
Their posts are answered ne'er again...
Will they crawl back beneath their bridge,
Or will they raid the neighbor's fridge
To soothe their souls with calories,
And bask in lonely memories?
I'll prob'ly never see that day
But, I can dream. What can I say?
I dream of times when trolls, ignored,
Leap from their bridges, 'cause they're bored.