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Thread: Ode to Trolls

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    Default Ode to Trolls

    To The Board Trolls (often known as The Attention Whores)

    The board troll is a piteous beast.
    It blathers most but says the least.
    It's lacking brains, and worth, and wit.
    There's nowhere that it seems to fit.

    It wanders here and wanders there;
    Alas, it has no thoughts to share.
    Rejected, it just babbles on
    Despite the cries of "Troll, begone!".

    We each have seen one. Yes, it's true.
    I've seen aplenty. So have you.
    I wonder what will happen when
    Their posts are answered ne'er again...

    Will they crawl back beneath their bridge,
    Or will they raid the neighbor's fridge
    To soothe their souls with calories,
    And bask in lonely memories?

    I'll prob'ly never see that day
    But, I can dream. What can I say?
    I dream of times when trolls, ignored,
    Leap from their bridges, 'cause they're bored.
    Pagans are resourceful. We sacrifice our idiots. List of candidates continuously updated.

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    You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who they think can do nothing for them.

    What other people think of you is none of your business.

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    Edit to add : DAMN YOU BRATT!

    [Edited on 7-19-2005 by Adredrin]
    Crystal Tears 24: OMG the man had a package that UPS couldn't deliver.

    PS: How can you not see me post, I'm one of the biggest fucking attention whores on these boards. Christ. -Arkans

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    Indeed.
    I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.
    ~ Mark Twain in Eruption

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    cuteness.

    somebody needs to give her more boardwork to do....

    /flee

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    If I had Xcalibur's job I'd be pissed at the world too.

    EDIT: I drew a picture to help you understand in case your English somehow got even worse...even though it's been hovering at about Hellen Keller level for the past year.

    [Edited on 7-19-2005 by Edaarin]

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    Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
    cuteness.

    somebody needs to give her more boardwork to do....

    /flee
    What can I say? Bad poetry just pours from my very soul!
    Pagans are resourceful. We sacrifice our idiots. List of candidates continuously updated.

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    Love it. Felt it. Been there done that.

    Bravo, HarmNone. One day I hope to read that to my children for a bedtime story.

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    Originally posted by Edaarin
    If I had Xcalibur's job I'd be pissed at the world too.
    It could be worse, you could be you.




    Originally posted by StrayRogue
    I\\'ll take a few mill off you if you are still selling.

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    Yeah, I'd hate to be a senior in college in the prime of my life...

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