Election 2024

[Suppressed Poet]

Not to pull a ClydeR, but with just 1 week away this deserves its own thread.

What is your bold Election Day prediction? Who did you vote for and when? What’s your reaction to the results? Will you be leaving the country if the Orange Man wins? Was the election stolen? These are the questions that need answers.

The PC welcomes diverse perspectives in a hostile Halo 3 Xbox Live game chat lobby circa 2008 sort of way. Let the shit talking begin!

[Parkbandit]

Trump wins with over 300 electoral votes.

Republicans keep the House.

Republicans take the Senate by 4.

[Suppressed Poet]

Trump wins with over 300 electoral votes.

Republicans keep the House.

Republicans take the Senate by 4.

That would be amazing. So at over 300 electoral votes does he win every battleground state? Does he win the popular vote?

[Methais]

Trump wins with over 300 electoral votes.

Republicans keep the House.

Republicans take the Senate by 4

Mass meltdowns ensue.

Fixed.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Puerto Rico tips over and everyone drowns.

[Suppressed Poet]

Puerto Rico tips over and everyone drowns.

I didn’t know about the issue until the joke was made, but apparently it IS a floating island of garbage.

[Methais]

I didn’t know about the issue until the joke was made, but apparently it IS a floating island of garbage.

Only Bison can clean up Puerto Rico.

[Neveragain]

Not to pull a ClydeR, but with just 1 week away this deserves its own thread.

What is your bold Election Day prediction? Who did you vote for and when? What’s your reaction to the results? Will you be leaving the country if the Orange Man wins? Was the election stolen? These are the questions that need answers.

The PC welcomes diverse perspectives in a hostile Halo 3 Xbox Live game chat lobby circa 2008 sort of way. Let the shit talking begin!

We all become NAZIs.

I voted for the NAZI last Thursday.

Why would I want to leave NAZI America?

The communist won't certify the election for the Nazi.

Battleground chat is worse than Halo 3 chat lobbies.

Communists will burn 10x more private property than they did during the summer of love.

[Parkbandit]

That would be amazing. So at over 300 electoral votes does he win every battleground state? Does he win the popular vote?

Probably not Michigan.. everything is in the hands of Democrats.. so Trump's margin would have to be greater than their ability to delete or add votes.

But he will take AZ/PA/NV/NC/GA and even NH. Hell, he's gaining on her in Virginia a week out.

I doubt he will take the popular vote.. you will still have states like NY/CA/OR/WA/MA/IL that will overwhelmingly vote for the dumbest bitch to ever run for office.

At least you could say that Hillary Clinton could hold a press conference or speak effectively.. albeit pure evil. Kamala is just incapable of it because she's just not a serious candidate and should never have been put into that position.

[Methais]

Probably not Michigan.. everything is in the hands of Democrats.. so Trump's margin would have to be greater than their ability to delete or add votes.

But he will take AZ/PA/NV/NC/GA and even NH. Hell, he's gaining on her in Virginia a week out.

I doubt he will take the popular vote.. you will still have states like NY/CA/OR/WA/MA/IL that will overwhelmingly vote for the dumbest bitch to ever run for office.

At least you could say that Hillary Clinton could hold a press conference or speak effectively.. albeit pure evil. Kamala is just incapable of it because she's just not a serious candidate and should never have been put into that position.

If Trump wins, I hope Biden comes out after and lets everyone know that Kamala being on the ticket is his doing and then gives the entire party the biggest fuck you ever.

Bonus points for style if he keels over right after.