A Thread For ClydeR

[Suppressed Poet]

On the subject of foreign policy & prioritizing American interests:

Hey ClydeR, remember way back in high school gym class when you were in the locker room at the same time as Tommy the quarterback? While you nervously went into the shower wearing the Pokémon swim trunks your mom bought you to feel safe, you gawked at Tommy’s muscular body, his schlong so long that you thought at first glance was an elephant trunk, and his big hairy bowling ball sized nuts just dangling about. Then Tommy yelled at you to stop staring at him like a faggot or he is going to punch you in the face. You immediately quivered in fear as you let loose your gaze. Everyone in the locker room, and later the whole school, ridiculed you for your closet faggotry. As you cried to yo mama that night, it was then you understood that you will always be a coward hiding from your true nature. (metaphor)

You see ClydeR, Tommy the football player with his big swinging dick is America. You would be the equivalent of Somalia, but for the purpose of this exercise let’s be gracious and say you’re Canada in that situation. Canada will do whatever America tells it to do because it has noodle arms & a pecker smaller than a fat chick’s camel toe. Canada is both afraid of and wants to be America. America doesn’t need to impose a tariff on Canada, but the mere threat of one is enough for Canada to submit to America’s will. This is how the whole tariff negotiation is going to play out…

[Parkbandit]

On the subject of foreign policy & prioritizing American interests:

Hey ClydeR, remember way back in high school gym class when you were in the locker room at the same time as Tommy the quarterback? While you nervously went into the shower wearing the Pokémon swim trunks your mom bought you to feel safe, you gawked at Tommy’s muscular body, his schlong so long that you thought at first glance was an elephant trunk, and his big hairy bowling ball sized nuts just dangling about. Then Johnny yelled at you to stop staring at him like a faggot or he is going to punch you in the face. You immediately quivered in fear as you let loose your gaze. Everyone in the locker room, and later the whole school, ridiculed you for your closet faggotry. As you cried to yo mama that night, it was then you understood that you will always be a coward hiding from your true nature. (metaphor)

You see ClydeR, Tommy the football player with his big swinging dick is America. You would be the equivalent of Somalia, but for the purpose of this exercise let’s be gracious and say you’re Canada in that situation. Canada will do whatever America tells it to do because it has noodle arms & a pecker smaller than a fat chick’s camel toe. Canada is both afraid of and wants to be America. America doesn’t need to impose a tariff on Canada, but the mere threat of one is enough for Canada to submit to America’s will. This is how the whole tariff negotiation is going to play out…

Hahahaha, I thought Somalia was too strong of a country for your comparison.. so I googled up "What's the weakest country on the planet" and it came up Somalia.

Well done.

[Suppressed Poet]

Please stick to protocol kind sir

A Thread For ClydeR

Yep, my bad. I was looking at “what’s new” and didn’t realize this was yet another new unnecessary thread.

[Methais]

I can't answer for all of the listed countries. Some of them have better dental health outcomes for children than the U.S., but they provide other sources of fluoride for kids, such as fluoride enriched milk in schools or fluoride rinses in schools. Kennedy has not suggested replacing fluoridated water with another source of fluoride for children.

Stop being such a little bitch who wants to be pampered by big government because you're too inept to do anything on your own.

[Suppressed Poet]

That's 0.8%. Sounds like pretty good budgeting! And yet Certain People voted against Harris. Surely Certain People would not hold 0.8% against Harris and fail to hold Hegseth responsible for misspending veterans' funds for booze and strippers. That would be truly hypocritical, considering that the Secretary of Defense will be responsible for a $916 billion annual budget.

ClydeR out here doing that girl math…again…

[Tgo01]

Clyder, just stop. This is getting sad now even by the PC-far-leftist standards.

[Parkbandit]

What are the implications of Assad's fall for the nomination of Tulsi Gabbard to be DNI?

Imagine falling for every.single.stupid.stunt. the DNC throws at you..


Hook....


Line....



Sinker.



How are you even more retarded than sErAn... that is a serious question.

It's time to come out of the closet cLyDeR.

Do it for your family.

[Parkbandit]

Math makes DOGE impossible. How did Musk not recognize this simple problem in advance? I bet he got the $2 trillion idea from Grok.

Or am I overlooking something? Surely he wouldn't cut the $3.8 trillion of mandatory spending. If that's how he plans to do it, I predict he'll go after benefits for veterans first. They're politically less powerful.

Maybe leave the cost cutting to the experts.

You stick to what you know best: Living off your mommy and hiding under the bed while wearing 13 N95 masks.

Thanks.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Maybe leave the cost cutting to the experts.

You stick to what you know best: Living off your mommy and hiding under the bed while wearing 13 N95 masks.

Thanks.

He should also look up "mandatory" spending.

[Methais]

Math makes DOGE impossible. How did Musk not recognize this simple problem in advance? I bet he got the $2 trillion idea from Grok.

Or am I overlooking something? Surely he wouldn't cut the $3.8 trillion of mandatory spending. If that's how he plans to do it, I predict he'll go after benefits for veterans first. They're politically less powerful.

Which form of autism do you have? Surely your mommy took you to get diagnosed by now.