Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
The best part of that whole thing is how everyone in Hawaii decided to rub one out one last time before they got vaporized:

Fifteen minutes after the whoopsies, this was a false alarm alert was sent, views spiked by 48 percent.

All that means is that 48% of those who were rubbing one out stopped at the thought of vaporization, and got back at it after they realized it was only a test. The remaining 52% were too close to be bothered by Armageddon.