National Emergency Phone Test

[Methais]

I still chuckle at the thought of the Hawaii incoming nuke false alarm a few years ago, thinking of the freakouts.

Maybe we'll get a (false, not funny if true of course) national prank someday! UFO invasion or incoming nuke/comet would be best.

The best part of that whole thing is how everyone in Hawaii decided to rub one out one last time before they got vaporized:

Fifteen minutes after the whoopsies, this was a false alarm alert was sent, views spiked by 48 percent.

[Roblar]

It went out at 8:07am but a second alert explaining went out at 8:45am so that spike looks more like a relieved mass rubbing. Or, a delayed back to the business at “hand”.

Still funny website stats.

[Archigeek]

The best part of that whole thing is how everyone in Hawaii decided to rub one out one last time before they got vaporized:

Fifteen minutes after the whoopsies, this was a false alarm alert was sent, views spiked by 48 percent.

All that means is that 48% of those who were rubbing one out stopped at the thought of vaporization, and got back at it after they realized it was only a test. The remaining 52% were too close to be bothered by Armageddon.

[Methais]

It went out at 8:07am but a second alert explaining went out at 8:45am so that spike looks more like a relieved mass rubbing. Or, a delayed back to the business at “hand”.

Still funny website stats.

All that means is that 48% of those who were rubbing one out stopped at the thought of vaporization, and got back at it after they realized it was only a test. The remaining 52% were too close to be bothered by Armageddon.

I misremembered the order of events, and just pulled a random article that I skimmed before posting, but that's about right.

Not sure which is more funny...a last minute pre-vaporization fap, or an immediate post-false nuke relief fap.

[Anebriated]

Probably just the FBI having to go back to work then back to pornhub once everything cooled off

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Nobody believes that many black people would live in a nice suburban location. Or that the white car needs two Febreze air fresheners unless they ridin' dirty.