HESS Additions August 2022 - The great whale milking event.

[Mobius1]

http://forums.play.net/forums/GemSto...ena/view/14477

Now we will have 15x gear. If only all this mentally unstable player money went back into the game instead of going to investor's pockets, I would be less upset about this crap.

[Amerek]

Say your prayers, little one, don't forget, my son
To include everyone
I tuck you in, warm within, keep you free from sin
'Til the Sandman, he comes
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Something's wrong, shut the light, heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren't of Snow White
Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragons' fire
And of things that will bite, yeah
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Yeah-yeah
Now, I lay me down to sleep (now, I lay me down to sleep)
Pray the Lord my soul to keep (pray the Lord my soul to keep)
If I die before I wake (if I die before I wake)
Pray the Lord my soul to take (pray the Lord my soul to take)
Hush, little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beast under your bed
In your closet, in your head
Exit light
Enter night
Grain of sand
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land (yeah)
Oh! Yeah-yeah, no
We're off to never-never land
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land
We're off to never-never land
We're off to never-never land
We're off to never-never land

[drumpel]

I'm actually surprised they're not selling off:

+X for SMR defense to add to armors and shields.

SMR is the killer for a lot of folks, the raised ceiling for DS to hit a 15x (+75) is....well, is stupid. I guess the only real reason for this is to allow the higher enchantment to work in spell sever and/or divergence areas. It makes sense, tank spells folks use for protection and now they don't hunt these areas because they can get steamrolled, so they offer a stupid band-aid fix for the problem and hope to make bank off the stupid people.

[gilchristr]

"instead of going to investor's pockets"

Bro pretty sure it all goes into Wyrom's pockets. Only exceptional businesses have more than token profits (the rest of the business end up using all their revenue for staff...), its econ 101, and pretty sure gemstone iv fits more into the ordinary businesses rather than the exceptional.

[Taernath]

My prediction:

[Alashir]

Waiting for combine a profession tokens

[SonoftheNorth]

Bro pretty sure it all goes into Wyrom's pockets.

HAHAHAHAAHAHA ummmm no

[entropy]

[Mobius1]

What always blows my mind too, is you pay money to WORK for your BS! Hell, I get like 5k BS in and I'm like "What a pain in the ass! Didn't I PAY for this?!"

But man, I won't be surprised if they have a harbor full of whales queuing to get hooked up to the new milk machine. Half of them are probably already lactating over this announcement!

[gilchristr]

Its like that "battery" scene from the matrix, except instead of like 100B humans its like 1 pod of whales