I'm still trying to figure out how Seran thinks sex works in red states.
Young man: Come on, baby. Just for a second, just to see how it feels.
Young woman: No, I can't. I'm waiting until I'm married.
A couple of state troopers burst through the bedroom doors.
Troopers: We don't take kindly to none of that there "abstinence" talk here in the fine state of Alabama! You have sex and you have it now!