On Courage

[Parkbandit]

i never ate sandwiches growing up, so i cannot offer any testimony on how good they were or weren't

Your parents hate you.

Sandwiches are one of the greatest culinary inventions ever.

however, i have confirmed with multiple independent sources that she made the best cookies, so it is plausible her other dough-based items were good too

[Latrinsorm]

Your parents hate you.

Sandwiches are one of the greatest culinary inventions ever.

i have also confirmed with multiple independent sources that neither of those are the case

and if your expected criterion for parental affection is what kind of food their children eat, i worry even more for your kids

[Parkbandit]

i have also confirmed with multiple independent sources that neither of those are the case

and if your expected criterion for parental affection is what kind of food their children eat, i worry even more for your kids

SPOILER: No parent would ever tell you the truth whether or not they hate you.

And you don't ever have to worry about my children. They are happy and leading productive lives.

They both know how to purchase cold cuts from the store and aren't scared about doing so.

Probably because I introduced them to the sandwich.

[Neveragain]

i have also confirmed with multiple independent sources that neither of those are the case

and if your expected criterion for parental affection is what kind of food their children eat, i worry even more for your kids

You have obviously never had the pleasure of eating a cuban sandwich.

[Gelston]

i have also confirmed with multiple independent sources that neither of those are the case

and if your expected criterion for parental affection is what kind of food their children eat, i worry even more for your kids

The people you hang around with probably only include your real dolls that you hide out in your basement with while you fear this disease. Newsflash! Roll dolls can't talk. It is all inside your head buddy.

[Parkbandit]

The people you hang around with probably only include your real dolls that you hide out in your basement with while you fear this disease. Newsflash! Roll dolls can't talk. It is all inside your head buddy.

Is it my imagination or does it seem like Latrinsorm is the failed product of having two mothers?

[Bhaalizmo]

Is it my imagination or does it seem like Latrinsorm is the failed product of having two mothers?

[Methais]

Is it my imagination or does it seem like Latrinsorm is the failed product of having two mothers?

While we're on the topic, I'm pretty sure Bhaalizmo is the failed product of having two dads who spent most of their time at The Blue Oyster.

[Parkbandit]

While we're on the topic, I'm pretty sure Bhaalizmo is the failed product of having two dads who spent most of their time at The Blue Oyster.

Those guys are too straight. I would lean towards "Birdcage" in Bhaalizmo's case.