For shits and giggles....mostly shits....okay, all shits. No giggles here. This is why I fucking hate bandits as a pure:
Code:
A halfling outlaw leaps out of her hiding place!
A halfling outlaw swings a mace at you!
AS: +304 vs DS: +261 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +66 = +140
... and hits for 6 points of damage!
Smack to the eye bursts blood vessels.
You are stunned for 3 rounds!
>
A human thief leaps out of his hiding place!
A human thief swings a short sword at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
AS: +290 vs DS: +224 with AvD: +26 + d100 roll: +52 = +144
... and hits for 11 points of damage!
Hesitant slash to your upper right arm!
Just a scratch.
>
An erithian brigand stumbles slightly as he leaps from hiding, revealing himself in the process.
An erithian brigand springs upon you from behind and aims a blow to your head!
[SMR result: 103 (Open d100: 35, Bonus: 35)]
You feel dazed!
>
A halfling outlaw swings a mace at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
AS: +304 vs DS: +260 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +99 = +174
... and hits for 7 points of damage!
Torn muscle in your left leg!
>
An erithian brigand swings a handaxe at you!
AS: +289 vs DS: +233 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +6 = +96
A clean miss.
>
A human thief swings a short sword at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
AS: +290 vs DS: +233 with AvD: +26 + d100 roll: +65 = +148
... and hits for 5 points of damage!
Near-miss!
Knuckles kissed but little damage.
>'holy fuck buckets
You are still stunned.
>
A halfling outlaw swings a mace at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
AS: +304 vs DS: +233 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +39 = +141
... and hits for 6 points of damage!
Stomach shot lands with a hollow *thump*.
>
A human thief swings a short sword at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
AS: +290 vs DS: +233 with AvD: +26 + d100 roll: +94 = +177
... and hits for 11 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the chest.
>stance d
An erithian brigand swings a handaxe at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
AS: +289 vs DS: +233 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +85 = +175
... and hits for 12 points of damage!
Jarring blow to your back.
>
You are still stunned.
>stance d
You are still stunned.
>stance d
You are still stunned.
>
A halfling outlaw swings a mace at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
AS: +304 vs DS: +230 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +30 = +135
... and hits for 6 points of damage!
Blow raises a welt on your left arm.
>stance d
You are still stunned.
>stance d
You are still stunned.
>
A human thief swings a short sword at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
AS: +290 vs DS: +230 with AvD: +26 + d100 roll: +31 = +117
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
Thrust catches your chin.
Leaves an impression but no cut.
>stance d
You are still stunned.
>stance d
You are still stunned.
>stance d
You are still stunned.
>stance d
You are still stunned.
>
An erithian brigand swings a handaxe at you!
The energy surrounding you condenses into hard stone, softening the blow!
AS: +289 vs DS: +230 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +43 = +136
... and hits for 7 points of damage!
Blow raises a welt on your left arm.
>stance d
You are still stunned.
>stance d
>
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
A halfling outlaw raises her heel high, attempting to footstomp you!
[SMR result: 169 (Open d100: 91, Bonus: 22)]
A halfling outlaw brings her foot down solidly on you!
You bounce around distracted by the pain!
Roundtime: 11 sec.
>stance d
...wait 11 seconds.
>
A human thief swings a short sword at you!
AS: +290 vs DS: +293 with AvD: +26 + d100 roll: +15 = +38
A clean miss.
>stance d
...wait 10 seconds.
>
A halfling outlaw swings a mace at you!
AS: +304 vs DS: +293 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +34 = +76
A clean miss.
>
An erithian brigand swings a handaxe at you!
AS: +289 vs DS: +293 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +78 = +108
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
A feeble blow to your left arm!
>
A human thief crouches and sweeps a leg at you!
[SMR result: 101 (Open d100: 39, Bonus: 22)]
You fall to the ground! A human thief deftly regains his footing.
You are struck by an acute sense of vulnerability.
>'what a load of shit
You say, "What a load of shit."
>
A halfling outlaw swings a mace at you!
AS: +304 vs DS: +243 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +33 = +125
... and hits for 1 point of damage!
A nice bruise on your neck!
>
A human thief swings a short sword at you!
AS: +290 vs DS: +243 with AvD: +26 + d100 roll: +81 = +154
... and hits for 7 points of damage!
Glancing strike to the head!
>st
...wait 4 seconds.
>st
...wait 3 seconds.
>st
...wait 3 seconds.
>
An erithian brigand slips into hiding.
>st
...wait 2 seconds.
>
A halfling outlaw pulls out a white crystal and rubs it!
A halfling outlaw looks considerably more imposing.
>st
...wait 1 seconds.
>st
...wait 1 seconds.
>
A human thief swings a short sword at you!
AS: +290 vs DS: +243 with AvD: +26 + d100 roll: +10 = +83
A clean miss.
>st
You stand back up.
>stance d
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
A halfling outlaw swings a mace at you!
You barely dodge the attack!
>
A faint silvery light flickers from the shadows.
>stomp
As you stomp your foot sharply, the dirt shakes wildly!
The ground begins to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
A human thief loses his balance and falls over.
A halfling outlaw loses her balance and falls over.
>
A human thief stands up with a grunt.
>
You suddenly feel less light-footed.
>
[902]>exp
>
Level: 59 Fame: 9,789,118
Experience: 3,431,110 Field Exp: 580/968
Ascension Exp: 385,317 Recent Deaths: 0
Total Exp: 3,816,427 Death's Sting: None
Long-Term Exp: 0 Deeds: 0
Exp until lvl: 31,390 Exp to next ATP: 14,683
PTPs/MTPs: 0/100 ATPs: 0
Your mind is muddled.
You feel a strange sense of serenity and find that you are able to reflect on recent events with uncommon clarity and understanding.
Your recent adventures echo powerfully in your mind.
>
[902]>incant 506
You can't make that dextrous of a move!
My reduxmage is made to take hits and keep fighting, but when a 3 round stun off the initial ambush results him looking like a fucking pincushion and being unable to cast, that's why I fucking hate bandits as a pure.
Code:
>heal
You have minor bruises about the head, some minor cuts and bruises on your right arm, a fractured and bleeding left arm, some minor cuts and bruises on your left leg, minor cuts and bruises on your chest, minor cuts and bruises on your abdominal area, minor cuts and bruises on your back, and a blinded left eye.
You have old battle scars on your right leg, and old battle scars on your left leg.
Bleeding:
Area Health per Round Bandaged Can Tend? Tend Time
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Left arm 1 No No
Maximum Health Points: 192
Remaining Health Points: 117
You are feeling light headed.
Maximum Spirit Points: 9
Remaining Spirit Points: 9
Maximum Stamina Points: 120
Remaining Stamina Points: 120
Physical Damage Reduction: 14.39%
Nothing more fun than to walk into a group of bandits, then have to leave to get healed up.