How dare they insult an African-American! Heartless bastards.

[Methais]

I don't know what words mean. I only know how to F5.

This is correct.

[Ashliana]

I got spanked hard by being forced to make up positions I couldn't cite examples of. I was challenged to substantiate my argument, and proved unable to do so. I sure am butthurt about it, though!

This is correct.

BTW, Conservatism is growing rapidly in popularity with the youth of America as they become increasingly aware of how the Left and Leftism has robbed them of much of their future. Nice fail.

Conservative sure is growing rapidly in popularity with the youth of America! Just ignore the fact that:

• they lost both chambers of Congress, the presidency, and several Republican states that hadn't gone Democratic in decades
• there was record turn-out of the youth and they broke massively for Biden
• there's been a massive reduction in self-identifying Republicans who now call themselves Independent

But ignoring ALL THAT, things sure are looking up for conservatism! Let's also not address how you simultaneously believe the Woke Left™ is destroying America, corrupting our youth -- but ALSO believe the youth are seeing through it, so it's not really a threat, even though you keep hysterically ranting about them at the same time! COMPLETELY CONSISTENT position!

I don't know how people use the Internet, and that makes me ANGRY!

This is correct.

[Methais]

I rebooted grandma's router once before she kicked me out for refusing to shower, and now I'm a hacker, and nobody's going to tell me any different or else I'll cry!

[Ashliana]

I don't understand how people use the Internet, or the PC, despite my tens of thousands of posts here.

Ouch. That took chutzpah to admit, but you should probably do something about it.

[Methais]

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

[Ashliana]

[Methais]

I'm F5'ing so hard right now!!!!!!

[Ashliana]