So yeah, I'm talking to one of my friends and his girlfriend about stupid things your parents told you. Mine happened to be EXTRA stupid and I share it.

When I lived in Spain, I was told (I was about 2 or 3 at the time) that black people are cannibals and eat people. Stupid, I know, but I started out with this. I got a decent laugh, but then I continued to the story.

Now, my friends girlfriend is a fatty. She's not thin, she's not pretty, and obviously thinks lowly of herself and is really fucking annoying. Anyway, so I say it exactly like this, "Yeah, so I'm at the playground and I see this fat black girl there..."

Now it ends there. It appears my poor friend had a pissed off girlfriend because I described the girl as fat and black (which is true), so, what will my response be when I see her next?

DIE EMO BITCH DIE!

- Arkans