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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    JIMMY DEAN HAD TROLL KINGS????
    YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN
    JEANCLAUDEVAN DAMME?!?!?!?

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    Jack Daniels.
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    John Denver obviously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    John Denver obviously.
    John Denver probably played a ranger that only forages.
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    From nearby, you hear Pathragers yell, "I call upon the Four Corners, OLEANI, hear me!"
    >

    A low roar of quickly parting air can be heard above!
    >
    From nearby, you hear Pathragers yell, "I call upon the Four Corners, RONAN here me!"
    >

    A low roar of quickly parting air can be heard above!
    >
    The dim aura fades from around Dix.
    >
    Lord Kordoc just arrived.
    >
    A young halfling child arrives, following Kordoc.
    >
    halfling child entered the room.
    >
    From nearby, you hear Pathragers yell, "I call upon the Four Corners, EORGINA, here me!"
    >
    Lord Kordoc just went northeast.
    >
    A young halfling child just went northeast.
    >
    From nearby, you hear Pathragers yell, "I call upon the Four COrners, PHOEN, here me!"
    >
    Dix renews his songs.
    >

    Dozens of flaming meteors light the sky nearby!
    >

    Dozens of flaming meteors light the sky nearby!
    >;chat on lnet It is HEAR not here, retard
    Volwulf says, "What is happening."
    >
    Several flaming rocks burst from the sky and smite the area!

    The evanescent shield shrouding Vicimer fades briefly.
    Vicimer is struck by a burning projectile, taking 19 points of damage!
    ... 20 points of damage!
    Nasty burns to chest make you wish you never heard of heartburn.
    He is stunned!
    ... 20 points of damage!
    Good blow to back!
    You are struck by a burning projectile, taking 14 points of damage!
    ... 30 points of damage!
    Flames cook your abdomen. Feels about medium well.
    You are stunned for 6 rounds!
    ... 25 points of damage!
    Strong blow to your left arm breaks it!
    Shuos is struck by a burning projectile, taking 11 points of damage!
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Burst of flames to right arm toasts skin to elbows.
    She is stunned!
    ... 15 points of damage!
    Good blow to back!
    Silvynn is struck by a burning projectile, taking 16 points of damage!
    ... 4 points of damage!
    Burst of flames to chest toasts skin nicely.
    ... 18 points of damage!
    Strong shot to head messes up brain fatally.

    * Silvynn drops dead at your feet!

    Silvynn seems to lose an aura of confidence.
    The misty halo fades from Silvynn.
    Silvynn appears to lose some internal strength.
    The deep blue glow leaves Silvynn.
    Silvynn loses a thorny barrier.
    The air about Silvynn stops shimmering.
    Silvynn appears less powerful.
    Silvynn is no longer moving so silently.
    Silvynn becomes solid again.
    Silvynn becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
    The dull golden nimbus fades from around Silvynn.
    The very powerful look leaves Silvynn.
    The white light leaves Silvynn.
    The powerful look leaves Silvynn.
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around Silvynn.
    The light blue glow leaves Silvynn.
    Silvynn seems to lose some dexterity.
    The bright luminescence fades from around Silvynn.
    Silvynn seems to lose some internal strength.
    The silvery luminescence fades from around Silvynn.
    Silvynn returns to normal color.
    The glowing specks of energy surrounding Silvynn suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
    Silvynn no longer appears to be listening intently.
    Silvynn seems a bit less imposing.

    A small human child cries out, "Murder!". His mother then sends him off for the night watchman.

    Hatraxyl is struck by a burning projectile, taking 15 points of damage!
    ... 30 points of damage!
    Flames cook Hatraxyl's back. Looks about medium well.
    He is stunned!
    ... 25 points of damage!
    Strong blow to right arm breaks it!
    Jedit is struck by a burning projectile, taking 13 points of damage!
    ... 20 points of damage!
    Flames engulf head searing hair and scalp. Sickening!
    He is stunned!
    ... 20 points of damage!
    Blow to the eye swells it shut!
    !S>
    The Silvynn disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
    !S>
    Volwulf belches.
    !S>
    From nearby, you hear Waq yell, "Noisy cuss!"
    !S>

    Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
    !S>e
    You are still stunned.
    !S>
    The powerful look leaves Dix.
    !S>

    Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
    !S>

    Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
    Migruus seems slightly different. The stench of decay is growing more pervasive.
    !S>
    Dix just went west.
    !S>

    Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
    !S>
    [uberbarv: ******** 68 EXP Gained this Pulse ********* (22:44:25)+]
    !S>
    Dookz renews his songs.
    !S>
    Volwulf glances up.
    !S>
    A white glow rushes away from Vicimer.
    !S>
    Volwulf exclaims, "Uh oh!"
    !S>
    Placing the fingers of his left hand upon the back of his right, Vicimer slowly traces out a pattern on his tanned skin and an ethereal light begins to illuminate his veins. Slowly, methodically, Vicimer intones a soft prayer and the patterns, which now dance like eels beneath waves, suddenly burst from his flesh in a fine mist.
    Vicimer gestures.
    A pure white aura sparkles around Vicimer.
    !S>

    Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
    !S>
    Hyllus just arrived.
    !S>
    Volwulf ducks his head.
    !S>

    Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
    !S>set showdeath on
    You will now see death messages.
    !S>
    Zhendu says, "Hmm."
    !S>laugh
    !S>
    Zhendu just went west.
    !>
    You laugh out loud!
    !>'Healer?
    You ask, "Healer?"
    !>

    Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
    !>
    Several flaming rocks burst from the sky and smite the area!

    Vicimer is struck by a burning projectile, taking 24 points of damage!
    ... 30 points of damage!
    Extreme heat causes Vicimer's left leg to expand and snap. That must hurt!
    He is knocked to the ground!
    He is stunned!
    ... 20 points of damage!
    Good blow to chest!
    Ozal is struck by a burning projectile, taking 11 points of damage!
    ... 16 points of damage!
    Nasty burns to right leg. Gonna need lots of butter.
    He is knocked to the ground!
    He is stunned!
    ... 16 points of damage!
    Good blow to head!
    Shuos is struck by a burning projectile, taking 24 points of damage!
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Burst of flames char chest a crispy black.
    She is stunned!
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Nice blow to back!
    Dookz is struck by a burning projectile, taking 29 points of damage!
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Burst of flames to left eye incinerates eyelid. Gruesome.
    He is stunned!
    ... 20 points of damage!
    Strong blow to back!
    Hatraxyl is struck by a burning projectile, taking 23 points of damage!
    ... 30 points of damage!
    Fire burns through neck and destroys carotid artery. Painfully bloody way to die.

    * Hatraxyl drops dead at your feet!

    The air about Hatraxyl stops shimmering.
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around Hatraxyl.
    Hatraxyl becomes solid again.
    Hatraxyl seems to lose some dexterity.
    The dim aura fades from around Hatraxyl.
    Hatraxyl seems a bit less imposing.
    Hatraxyl becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
    Hatraxyl appears to lose some internal strength.
    Hatraxyl's body pulses momentarily into semi transparency and then returns to normal.
    A shadow seems to detach itself from Hatraxyl's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
    The bright luminescence fades from around Hatraxyl.
    Hatraxyl no longer appears to be listening intently.
    The silvery luminescence fades from around Hatraxyl.
    A series of ale-brown lines suddenly appears on Hatraxyl's face, quickly racing towards the center of his forehead before detaching and dissipating in the air.
    The glowing specks of energy surrounding Hatraxyl suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
    The deep blue glow leaves Hatraxyl.
    The powerful look leaves Hatraxyl.
    The air calms down around Hatraxyl.
    The light blue glow leaves Hatraxyl.
    Hatraxyl returns to normal color.
    The misty halo fades from Hatraxyl.
    A silver light faintly flickers around Hatraxyl, then fades.

    A voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the night watchman!"

    Jedit is struck by a burning projectile, taking 23 points of damage!
    ... 30 points of damage!
    Extreme heat causes Jedit's right leg to expand and snap. That must hurt!
    He is knocked to the ground!
    He is stunned!
    ... 30 points of damage!
    Hard strike to left leg breaking tendons and bone!
    !>
    Vicimer just left.
    !>snicker
    The Hatraxyl disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
    !>
    You snicker.
    !>
    * Hatraxyl just bit the dust!
    !>
    Volwulf nods.
    !>

    Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
    !>
    Journeyman Volwulf just went northwest.
    !>

    Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
    !>
    A heavy shudder passes through Ozal, but he remains helplessly stunned.
    !>
    Zaatara just went east.
    !>get my ac leaf
    You remove some acantha leaf from in your palm frond back-basket.
    !>eat my leaf
    You take a bite of your acantha leaf.
    You feel a little better.
    Roundtime: 5 sec.
    You have about 7 bites left.
    !R>eat my leaf
    ...wait 4 seconds.
    !R>
    Waq just arrived.
    !R>

    Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
    !R>
    Hyllus just went southwest.
    !R>
    An ancient female gnome wanders through, sweeping some of the leaves and twigs into a basket with her wooden rake. After a quick look around, her wizened old face creases into a grin, and she winks at you as she wanders away again.
    !R>

    Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
    !>
    Mister Pukk just arrived.
    !>
    Ozal begins to look a little better.
    !>
    ridge wolf entered the room.
    The ghostly voice of Migruus says, "Dats jus mean'."
    !>
    Dookz just went southwest.
    !>

    Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
    !>
    Journeyman Volwulf just arrived.
    !>
    Pukk put a handful of blood-soaked popcorn in his black leather cloak.
    !>
    A burnt scroll seemingly floats up out of Pukk's spidersilk backpack and into his waiting hand.
    !>
    Pukk raises his burnt scroll and gestures.
    Sparks begin to fly between the burnt scroll and Pukk's fingers.
    With a sudden burst of enthusiasm, the sparks jump into Pukk's hand and he seems to glow with power.
    !>
    Ozal murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
    Ozal concentrates.
    Ozal's head looks better.
    !>
    Pukk gestures at Jedit.
    Nothing happens.
    !>
    Pukk put a burnt scroll in his spidersilk backpack.
    !>'It is pretty funny.
    Pukk removes a handful of blood-soaked popcorn from in his black leather cloak.
    !>
    You say, "It is pretty funny."
    !>

    Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
    !>
    Waq points at Migruus.
    !>l
    !>
    [Town Square Central - 228]
    This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded from the moonlight by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see the Volwulf disk, a ridge wolf, a rose-marrow potion, the Lyracellan disk, the Ozal disk, the Franco disk, the brown Shuos disk, an iron-bound modwir trunk, a dented mithril coffer, a weathered modwir chest, some brostheras grass, a rose-marrow potion, some wolifrew lichen, some wolifrew lichen, a round of fried dough branded with a charred design, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, some wolifrew lichen, some wolifrew lichen, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, a lavender satin rucksack, some stone benches with some stuff on it and an herbal remedy donation bin.
    Also here: Journeyman Volwulf, Eldanari, Mister Pukk, Waq, the body of Migruus who is lying down, Nusik, High Lord Neithan, Lady Lyracellan who is sitting, Ozal who is lying down, Shuos, the body of Silvynn who is lying down, the body of Hatraxyl who is lying down, Great Lord Jedit who is lying down
    Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
    !>
    Volwulf asks, "Who casted that?"
    !>
    Ozal begins to look a little better.
    !>
    Ozal murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
    Ozal concentrates.
    Ozal's head looks better.
    !>'Pathragers
    You say, "Pathragers."
    !>
    Volwulf asks, "Who needs healings?"
    !>
    Ozal murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
    Ozal concentrates.
    Ozal's head looks better.
    !>

    Several flaming meteors light the nearby sky!
    !>'I do
    Pukk gazes up into the heavens.
    !>
    You say, "I do."
    !>nod
    You nod.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Was there GM pwnage after or did people not cry for the first time ever?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Was there GM pwnage after or did people not cry for the first time ever?
    Peam was a total snitch, but Pathragers said they didn't do anything to him.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    If roleplayed you should be able to mass murder. Makes game fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by beldar17 View Post
    If roleplayed you should be able to mass murder. Makes game fun
    Sure, if they get banished from the town for it. Makes game fun.
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