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    Since noone posts here no more, and your probably getting sick of me posting killing threads. Atleast let's see some deaths.

    [Edited on 11-6-2005 by allen]

    [Edited on 11-6-2005 by HarmNone]
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    I'll start it off with your favorite ranger!

    >
    You gesture at Onishark.
    A void rips open in the area, directly above Onishark!
    Rather abrupt decompression causes Onishark to explode!
    Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
    Quite severely dead.

    * Onishark has been vaporized!


    * Onishark drops dead at your feet!

    Onishark seems to lose some dexterity.
    Onishark seems to lose an aura of confidence.
    The air about Onishark stops shimmering.
    Onishark seems to lose some internal strength.
    Onishark is no longer moving so silently.
    Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.
    Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
    >
    * Onishark just bit the dust!



    You gesture at Onishark.
    A void rips open in the area, nearly on top of Onishark!
    Rather abrupt decompression causes Onishark to explode!
    Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
    Quite severely dead.

    * Onishark drops dead at your feet!

    Onishark seems to lose an aura of confidence.
    The deep blue glow leaves Onishark.
    Onishark seems to lose some dexterity.
    Onishark becomes solid again.
    Onishark is no longer moving so silently.
    Onishark seems to lose some internal strength.
    Onishark returns to normal color.
    The light blue glow leaves Onishark.
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around Onishark.
    Onishark appears less secure.
    The powerful look leaves Onishark.
    Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.
    Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
    >The Onishark disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.

    * Onishark was just vaporized!

    Not impressive no, but more exciting than anything else I've read here...
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    lol...

    Denneroth?

    Or Omens?

    I dont think it was Erickos...

    And Slayyn already tried that one.

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    Erickos, beotch!
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    The ground beneath Aidelias begins to boil violently!
    Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
    ... 20 points of damage!
    Good blow to head!
    He is stunned!
    ... 10 points of damage!
    Burst of flames to left leg burns skin bright red.
    ... 25 points of damage!
    Flames incinerate right leg to the bone. Not a pleasant sight.
    He is knocked to the ground!
    ... 30 points of damage!
    Fire burns through neck and destroys carotid artery. Painfully bloody way to die.

    * Aidelias drops dead at your feet!


    A frost giant hurls a freezing ball of pure cold at Showal!
    AS: +207 vs DS: -86 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +53 = +385
    ... and hits for 80 points of damage!
    Polar blast decimates Showal's right hand!
    The freezing ball of pure cold strikes Showal, blossoming into a much larger sphere of frost upon impact.
    ... 20 points of damage!
    Left arm is shattered by cold blast!

    * Showal drops dead at your feet!




    >You gesture at Jareshen.
    CS: +201 - TD: +98 + CvA: -6 + d100: +85 - -5 == +187
    Warding failed!
    You blast Jareshen for 68 points of damage.
    ... 50 points of damage!
    Head is vaporized by decompression!

    * Jareshen drops dead at your feet!


    >You gesture at Jareshen.
    CS: +209 - TD: +116 + CvA: -6 + d100: +59 - -5 == +151
    Warding failed!
    You blast Jareshen for 78 points of damage.
    ... 35 points of damage!
    Massive blow to neck snaps it!

    * Jareshen drops dead at your feet!



    >You gesture at Grenseale.
    CS: +211 - TD: +125 + CvA: -8 + d100: +78 == +156
    Warding failed!
    You blast Grenseale for 48 points of damage.
    ... 50 points of damage!
    A large patch of flesh is seared off Grenseale's back.

    * Grenseale drops dead at your feet!


    >You gesture at Ibar.
    CS: +211 - TD: +75 + CvA: +25 + d100: +44 - -5 == +210
    Warding failed!
    You blast Ibar for 87 points of damage.
    ... 55 points of damage!
    Neck is vaporized by decompression!

    * Ibar drops dead at your feet!



    >You gesture at Shartoose.
    CS: +161 - TD: +104 + CvA: +2 + d100: +77 - -5 == +141
    Warding failed!
    You blast Shartoose for 18 points of damage.
    ... 40 points of damage!
    Right leg explodes at the hip!

    * Shartoose drops dead at your feet!


    >You thrust with a lance at Lilokia!
    AS: +237 vs DS: +141 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +36 = +169
    ... and hit for 61 points of damage!
    Vertebrae in neck disintegrate from impact!
    Neck sinks into shoulders.

    * Lilokia drops dead at your feet!


    >You gesture at Aenir.
    CS: +211 - TD: +175 + CvA: +14 + d100: +94 - -5 == +149
    Warding failed!
    You blast Aenir for 9 points of damage.
    ... 45 points of damage!
    Strike to temple cracks skull open!

    * Aenir drops dead at your feet!


    You thrust with a lance at Olorhen!
    AS: +377 vs DS: +219 with AvD: +49 + d100 roll: +38 = +245
    ... and hit for 95 points of damage!
    Awesome shot shatters ribs and punctures lung!

    * Olorhen drops dead at your feet!



    >You thrust with a lance at Michaelous!
    AS: +352 vs DS: +175 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +44 = +262
    ... and hit for 67 points of damage!
    Attack punctures the eye and connects with something really vital!

    * Michaelous drops dead at your feet!


    [Script]>Vitruvian just arrived.
    * Vitruvian joins the adventure.
    [Script]>atta vitruvianYou thrust with a lance at Vitruvian!
    AS: +326 vs DS: +149 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +59 = +271
    ... and hit for 130 points of damage!
    Beautiful shot pierces both lungs, Vitruvian makes a wheezing noise, and drops dead!

    * Vitruvian drops dead at your feet!

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    n animated moulis flips a coarse-haired appendage towards Nopus!
    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Molz!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +270 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +82 = +165
    ... and hits for 23 points of damage!
    Heavy spark to back. Bet that hurts.
    He is stunned!

    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Rheisia!
    Rheisia evades the bolt!

    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Callipso!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +302 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +37 = +91
    A clean miss.

    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Jube!
    Jube evades the bolt!


    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Eliaku!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +369 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +95 = +82
    A clean miss.

    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Shazkanth!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +202 with AvD: +50 + d100 roll: +17 = +182
    ... and hits for 84 points of damage!
    Massive electrical shock to the right leg destroys flesh. What remains is useless.
    Shazkanth screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
    He is stunned!

    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Chalon!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +365 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +81 = +72
    A clean miss.

    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Eoduin!
    AS: +317 vs DS: -3 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +26 = +385
    ... and hits for 188 points of damage!
    Massive electrical shock to the left leg destroys flesh. What remains is useless.
    Eoduin screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled left leg!

    * Eoduin drops dead at your feet!


    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Kathralynn!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +152 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +58 = +262
    ... and hits for 100 points of damage!
    Horrid jolt of electricity shatters ribs in a sickening flash of light!
    She is stunned!

    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at you!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +270 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +12 = +98
    A clean miss.


    stance offYou are now in an offensive stance.
    >An animated moulis flips a coarse-haired appendage towards Nopus!
    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Stay!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +309 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +69 = +113
    ... and hits for 5 points of damage!
    Tiny sparks dance around belly. Cool!

    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Molz!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +270 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +46 = +129
    ... and hits for 10 points of damage!
    Light shock to left arm. That stings!

    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Rheisia!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +455 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +60 = -39
    A clean miss.

    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Callipso!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +302 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +95 = +149
    ... and hits for 31 points of damage!
    Heavy spark to right leg. Callipso cringes in surprise.

    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Jube!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +269 with AvD: +51 + d100 roll: +8 = +107
    ... and hits for 2 points of damage!
    Tiny sparks around chest. Almost tickles.


    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Eliaku!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +369 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +52 = +39
    A clean miss.

    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Shazkanth!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +98 with AvD: +50 + d100 roll: +40 = +309
    ... and hits for 168 points of damage!
    Horrid jolt of electricity shatters ribs in a sickening flash of light!

    * Shazkanth drops dead at your feet!

    Shazkanth seems to lose an aura of confidence.
    Shazkanth is no longer moving so silently.
    Shazkanth becomes solid again.
    Shazkanth returns to normal color.
    Shazkanth seems to lose some internal strength.
    The deep blue glow leaves Shazkanth.
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around Shazkanth.
    The light blue glow leaves Shazkanth.
    The powerful look leaves Shazkanth.
    Shazkanth seems to lose some dexterity.

    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Chalon!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +365 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +15 = +6
    A clean miss.

    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Kathralynn!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +126 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +6 = +236
    ... and hits for 99 points of damage!
    Right eye socket explodes in a dazzling array of multi-colored sparks. Shocking death.

    * Kathralynn drops dead at your feet!

    The silvery luminescence fades from around Kathralynn.
    Kathralynn becomes solid again.
    The glowing specks of energy surrounding Kathralynn suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around Kathralynn.
    Kathralynn returns to normal color.

    A swirling sonic barrier partially deflects the onslaught of the shocking attack.
    An animated moulis hurls a powerful lightning bolt at you!
    AS: +317 vs DS: +270 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +94 = +180
    ... and hits for 44 points of damage!
    Heavy spark to back. Bet that hurts.
    You are stunned for 1 rounds!

    >The moulis flails wildly for a moment before collapsing, appendages dropping lifelessly to the ground.

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    Caejun swings a saw-toothed black alloy machete at Shimmerain!
    AS: +389 vs DS: +245 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +62 = +240
    ... and hits for 96 points of damage!
    Deft slash!
    Shimmerain is spun around and hit hard in his lower back.
    He is knocked to the ground!
    He is stunned!
    A dark shadowy tendril rises up from Shimmerain's skin, writhes its way up a saw-toothed black alloy machete towards Caejun and lashes out malevolently...
    CS: +311 - TD: +222 + CvA: +5 + d100: +35 == +129
    Warding failed!
    Caejun is suddenly engulfed in brilliant white fire!
    ... and hits for 25 points of damage!
    ... 45 points of damage!
    Neck completely incinerated; Caejun's head drops to the ground and rolls to your feet!

    * Caejun drops dead at your feet!



    >A bolt of lightning streaks down from the sky and strikes Violenttmoon!
    ... 35 points of damage!
    Spectacular arc of electricity enters one ear and comes out the other. Instant death.

    * Violenttmoon drops dead at your feet!


    Invincible swings a broadsword at Janisi!
    AS: +76 vs DS: -7 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +95 = +214
    ... and hits for 74 points of damage!
    Neck removed, head falls to the ground.

    * Janisi drops dead at your feet!



    >Vythann swings an onyx-hilted invar claidhmore at Tamor!
    AS: +235 vs DS: +151 with AvD: +26 + d100 roll: +91 = +201
    ... and hits for 77 points of damage!
    Slash to Tamor's ribs opens a sucking chest wound!

    * Tamor drops dead at your feet!



    >You struggle in vain to maintain the flows of mana as they break free from your control!

    All the mana in the area suddenly bursts into flames!
    You are caught in the effects!
    ... 40 points of damage!
    Head reduced to a charred stump.
    The deep blue glow leaves you.
    You lose your extra internal fortitude.
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
    You become solid again.

    It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

    You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

    ...departing in 10 mins...

    Favorsham is caught in the effects!
    ... 30 points of damage!
    Fire burns through neck and destroys carotid artery. Painfully bloody way to die.

    * Favorsham drops dead at your feet!

    The brilliant luminescence fades from around Favorsham.
    Favorsham becomes solid again.

    Janisi is caught in the effects!
    ... 35 points of damage!
    Right leg horribly scorched. Won't be usable for weeks.
    Janisi screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled right leg!
    She is stunned!
    You stop singing since your songs are not affecting anything.
    > * Favorsham just bit the dust!
    > * Chadj just bit the dust!





    >Gremblar gestures at Thore.
    A void rips open in the area, directly above Thore!
    Rather abrupt decompression causes Thore to explode!
    Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
    Quite severely dead.

    * Thore has been vaporized!


    * Thore drops dead at your feet!



    >Omens gestures at Vartu.
    A void rips open in the area, directly above Vartu!
    Shock wave of air slams Vartu into the ground!
    +30 Hits.
    Vartu is stunned!

    A skeleton is not affected by the vacuum of the void.

    * Vartu drops dead at your feet!




    >Omens traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
    >sing thoreOmens gestures at Thore.
    A void rips open in the area, directly above Thore!
    Rather abrupt decompression causes Thore to explode!
    Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
    Quite severely dead.

    * Thore has been vaporized!


    * Thore drops dead at your feet!


    >Rasko gestures at Qahaar.
    A void rips open in the area, directly above Qahaar!
    Rather abrupt decompression causes Qahaar to explode!
    Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
    Quite severely dead.

    * Qahaar has been vaporized!


    * Qahaar drops dead at your feet!

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    >Yaristen firmly says, "You're pathetic, is what you are."

    * Yaristen drops dead at your feet (not sure how he died actually. Don't feel like looking through the log for him getting 701'd or something.. I just found this amusing)


    Perigourd swings a mithril claidhmore at Basso!
    AS: +344 vs DS: -29 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +11 = +419
    ... and hits for 202 points of damage!
    Gruesome, slashing blow to the side of Basso's head!
    Skull split open! Brain (and life) vanishes in a fine mist.


    >Khojin swings an enruned elven warlord's espadon at Vadric!
    AS: +311 vs DS: +243 with AvD: +42 + d100 roll: +93 = +203
    ... and hits for 69 points of damage!
    Slash to head destroys Vadric's right eye!
    Doesn't do his brain any good either.

    * Vadric drops dead at your feet!



    A massive abominable snowmonster raises his hairy foot and attempts to stomp Jinkeys into the ground!
    AS: +347 vs DS: +196 with AvD: +42 + d100 roll: +42 = +235
    ... and hits for 74 points of damage!
    Spinal cord damaged by smash to the back.

    * Jinkeys drops dead at your feet!


    >Xolea attempts to kick Kaelowyn!
    MB: 181 vs MB: 11 = 170 -- Gain advantage!
    Hard to follow! Fantastic position.
    THT 88, d100 roll: 78, modified: 248
    and hits for 64 points of damage!
    ... +20 extra hits. Front kick to midsection doubles foe over followed by
    knee strike which breaks nose and knocks foe out.

    * Kaelowyn drops dead at your feet!

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    Jesus, Chadj I remember that!
    I was just resting in the park when the little bastard swung at me wasn't I?

    Wasn't that about 9 months ago?

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    Here's my weeks work, and I'll post the fine for most of them at the bottom, some of the repetitive killings were left out.


    You leap from hiding to attack!
    You swing a blackened mithril greatsword at Dionisius!
    AS: +359 vs DS: -6 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +48 = +454
    ... and hit for 266 points of damage!
    Horrifying slash to Dionisius's head!
    Left eye sliced open!
    Brain pureed!

    * Dionisius drops dead at your feet!

    You are filled with berserk rage! Attack! Attack! Attack!
    >You leap from hiding to attack!
    You swing a blackened mithril greatsword at Xealot!
    AS: +376 vs DS: +149 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +30 = +293
    ... and hit for 106 points of damage!
    Awful slash nearly decapitates Xealot!
    That's one way to lose your head.

    * Xealot drops dead at your feet!

    You are filled with berserk rage! Attack! Attack! Attack!
    >You leap from hiding to attack!
    You swing a blackened mithril greatsword at Revon!
    AS: +428 vs DS: +297 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +26 = +197
    ... and hit for 49 points of damage!
    Neck broken.
    Revon twitches several times before dying.

    * Revon drops dead at your feet!

    You leap from hiding to attack!
    You swing a massive invar claidhmore at Hughmungus!
    AS: +403 vs DS: +283 with AvD: +26 + d100 roll: +29 = +175
    ... and hit for 43 points of damage!
    Vertebrae in neck disintegrate from impact!
    Neck sinks into shoulders.

    * Hughmungus drops dead at your feet!

    The very powerful look leaves Hughmungus.
    The white light leaves Hughmungus.
    Hughmungus seems to lose some focus as his eyes narrow and shift momentarily to one side.
    Hughmungus loses the flickering unbridled energy surrounding him.
    A crimson mist bleeds out from Hughmungus's exposed skin.
    The wavering glow around Hughmungus fades away.
    Hughmungus appears less battle-ready as a soft glow dissipates from around his form.
    The dim celadon wisps about Hughmungus's hands flare up once more and fade completely away.
    The glowing specks of energy surrounding Hughmungus suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
    The silvery luminescence fades from around Hughmungus.
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around Hughmungus.
    Hughmungus appears less confident and fearless.
    The dully illuminated mantle protecting Hughmungus begins to falter, then completely fades away.
    The air calms down around Hughmungus.
    The powerful look leaves Hughmungus.
    The deep blue glow leaves Hughmungus.
    Hughmungus seems a bit less imposing.
    The light blue glow leaves Hughmungus.
    The bright luminescence fades from around Hughmungus.
    Hughmungus returns to normal color.
    The guiding force leaves you.

    You leap from hiding to attack!
    You swing a massive invar claidhmore at Hughmungus!
    AS: +423 vs DS: +127 with AvD: +26 + d100 roll: +10 = +332
    ... and hit for 85 points of damage!
    Gruesome slash to Hughmungus's throat!
    That stings... for about a second.

    * Hughmungus drops dead at your feet!

    The guiding force leaves you.


    You are filled with berserk rage! Attack! Attack! Attack!
    >You leap from hiding to attack!
    You swing a massive invar claidhmore at Enormis!
    AS: +423 vs DS: +150 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +54 = +346
    ... and hit for 40 points of damage!
    Gruesome slash to Enormis's throat!
    That stings... for about a second.

    * Enormis drops dead at your feet!

    Enormis returns to normal color.
    The brilliant luminescence fades from around Enormis.
    The powerful look leaves Enormis.
    The deep blue glow leaves Enormis.
    The light blue glow leaves Enormis.
    The guiding force leaves you.

    A slurring voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the Fleet Captain!"

    Roundtime: 8 sec.


    You are filled with berserk rage! Attack! Attack! Attack!
    >You leap from hiding to attack!
    You swing a feras mattock at Hughmungus!
    AS: +361 vs DS: +192 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +69 = +274
    ... and hit for 77 points of damage!
    Blow ruptures the stomach!
    He is stunned!
    *** As the blow lands, the feras mattock unleashes a severe smiting of lightning!
    ... 70 points of damage!
    Horrifying bolt of electricity turns chest into a smoking pulp of flesh. No life left there.

    * Hughmungus drops dead at your feet!

    The wavering glow around Hughmungus fades away.
    The bright luminescence fades from around Hughmungus.
    The dim celadon wisps about Hughmungus's hands flare up once more and fade completely away.
    The glowing specks of energy surrounding Hughmungus suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
    The silvery luminescence fades from around Hughmungus.

    A small human child cries out, "Murder!". His mother then sends him off for the Fleet Captain.

    Roundtime: 5 sec.
    >
    * Hughmungus just bit the dust!

    The sailor says, "Bwomp is charged with 1 count of assault. Bwomp is charged with 8 counts of murder. Bwomp is charged with 1 count of high crimes against the state. These 10 crimes carry a total fine of 9236940 silvers."

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