A thread for Ashliana

[Ashliana]

99.99% have been liberals, so of course they are retarded.

Stop being such a faggot.

Those mental gymnastics sure do change the reality, where you'll be consigned to the ash heap of history, thought of as a tragic product of your time -- a relic to be laughed at, like Archie Bunker (whom you were too retarded to realize was a parody, and not celebration, of people like you).

But there, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

[Parkbandit]

Friday afternoon bump reminder.

[Methais]

Like my documented failure to not win every single exchange we've ever been in.

Ashliana's interpretation of "winning" an "argument" on the internet:

Person A: Hey Ashliana, you're a retard

Ashliana: NO U

Ashliana: OMG UR SO HUMILIATED AND EMBARASSED BECAUSE I JUST PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD

Normal people:


Retards, but retards who aren't colossal retards like Ashliana:


Ashliana while mashing F5. And also when not mashing F5, which is hardly ever:



Watch closely now as Ashliana uses this post as a template for his NO U reply.

[Ashliana]

Friday afternoon bump reminder.

There, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

Ashliana's interpretation of "winning" an "argument" on the internet:

Person A: Hey Ashliana, you're a retard

Ashliana: NO U

Ashliana: OMG UR SO HUMILIATED AND EMBARASSED BECAUSE I JUST PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD

Normal people:

Retards, but retards who aren't colossal retards like Ashliana:

Methais' interpretation of "winning" an "argument" on the Internet:

• Methais: posts profoundly retarded, easily debunked assertion
• Ashliana: That doesn't make any sense.
• Methais: Non-sequitur, personal attack.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: The joke's on you! I'm just too busy to actually argue anything that makes sense! You're not worth arguing about, despite having just spent dozens of pages posting back and forth with!
• Ashliana: You know you contradicted yourself, right?
• Methais: HURR I R MASTER TROLL
  

Ashliana while mashing F5. And also when not mashing F5, which is hardly ever:

Methais soothing his bruised ego after being humiliated in exchange after exchange with other right-wing PC posters' validation:

Watch closely now as Ashliana uses this post as a template for his NO U reply.

Preemptively acknowledging that your poorly conceived post will be torn apart doesn't somehow mean you weren't put in your place, yet again.

[Shaps]

Bump!

Let's get the psycho page to 100!

Do your part!

[Ashliana]

Bump!

Let's get the psycho page to 100!

Do your part!

Aww. Is someone bored because not enough people are responding to your thousand threads?

[Shaps]

Almost there!

Bump!

[Shaps]

Psycho say what?

1 more page!

[Ashliana]

Psycho say what?

1 more page!

The psycho, you, says retarded things like:

• "We should have a flat tax"
• "I don't understand that the poorest states are Republican-run, but I'll pretend this one gauge of estimating blue states is representative"
• "tiCk tOcK TiCk ToCk"
• "The estate tax, which only applies to people with estates over 12 million dollars, and doesn't apply to 99.9% of Americans, is SUPER UNFAIR!!shift+1!!"

[Methais]

Watch closely now as Ashliana uses this post as a template for his NO U reply.

There, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.





Methais' interpretation of "winning" an "argument" on the Internet:

• Methais: posts profoundly retarded, easily debunked assertion
• Ashliana: That doesn't make any sense.
• Methais: Non-sequitur, personal attack.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: Double down on non-sequiturs, personal attacks.
• Ashliana: Welp, you couldn't respond to the topic you chose, conceding.
• Methais: The joke's on you! I'm just too busy to actually argue anything that makes sense! You're not worth arguing about, despite having just spent dozens of pages posting back and forth with!
• Ashliana: You know you contradicted yourself, right?
• Methais: HURR I R MASTER TROLL
  

Methais soothing his bruised ego after being humiliated in exchange after exchange with other right-wing PC posters' validation:





Preemptively acknowledging that your poorly conceived post will be torn apart doesn't somehow mean you weren't put in your place, yet again.

Thanks for being so predictable. I knew I could count on you to fail it up right on cue.